zombieland

New problem to add to our never ending list of problems.

Silas is here. Because Stefan needed yet another lookalike.

[Filtered away from the soldiers/associates]

So what are we going to do about these dicks with guns? Because I already broke one's jaw for making comments about my tits. And I'm guessing we're all sick of our people being taken.

[Filtered to the Prison]

A reminder that I offer a humans only self defense class. No offense to the powered types meant, you guys have your own skills. But for any humans who want to be able to fight and hold their own, I do more than just jaw breaking.

[Filtered to Serena]

How are you? Any word on Emily or Hanna?

I don't understand what any of this is. What have you done to me? Where is Richard?

I'm going out for a run.


[Laura]

Are you settling in alright?

So I guess these dreams show us what's happening at home? But now I just miss my sisters and Harry and Parker even more.

I think this might be even worse than Tartarus.

Whatever this is? I don't have time for it. I've got a school and daughters to get back to.

Is there a reason why we're not figuring out a way to kill Katherine?

Hey, how are you doing?

Caroline and Alaric
There's something wrong with Liv and the twins to the point where they're siphoning magic from Tyler. I don't remember Caroline being pregnant with Lizzie and Josie, so I am curious if this happened to you, Caroline and how it was fixed?

Jeremy
I need you to check on Tyler.

Nora
I might be dropping by and bringing Liv with me. She's having issues with the babies. They're siphoning magic.

How are you holding up?

Hey, can we talk?

Apparently Stefan is strictly into dick now.

It has come to my attention that I've been the villain in everyone's story. I want to apologize greatly for my misdeeds. All I want is love and acceptance from all. I will bring honor and respect back to the Mikaelson name.

Who would like to be the first to step into the light and embrace our new relationship?

Bonnie
You and Damon, eh?

Buffy & Vicki
How badly do you hate the Salvatores?

A New Year's Eve party? Is this another excuse to drink?

What has that godawful knife done this time?

Wish I was spending Christmas with my sisters, and Dad hope they're okay.

I often found myself chastising the poor lad for his fashion sense and his inability to pick out certain themes for this sad little cabin, but now that Enzo's gone, I actually miss him.

private to Liv
Are you okay?

private to Nora
Thank you. For all of your help.

private to Vincent
I want to learn everything that you know.

private to Damon
You should be okay now. Kai's dead.