zombieland

I wish I could do something. Anything to stop people from getting taken. So are we any closer to finding out where they're being held? I wish we could just take the initiative and go out, keep kicking some army ass til they tell us what we need. Ha, see what I there. I heard that word once or twice, something about X-files shit and messed up science, but that's all I know.

Also, something else. I'm really, really not keen on getting captured while trying to raid. I mean, I'm not scared. I can knock down five guys easily, hell, I've taken out monsters. But I think they use tasers too? And I'm not really good with electric shock. So.. if any Slayer raiders need to go out too, I could use the company. Maybe even three of us. Who knows, maybe we'll also find some clues while looking for supplies.

Isn't it hilarious that the military come here, claiming to be about things getting better and helping humanity, and yet they don't seem to be doing a damn thing to help repairs after that earthquake. Too busy kidnapping people, I suppose. Shows what their priorities really are, doesn't it.

[Filtered to friends]

Bitch can take my bow from my cold dead hands. Not happening.

[Filtered to Gunn]

This is going to go badly.

[Filtered to America]

Got an idea, gonna need my bestie's help with it, you in?

[Filtered to Clint]

You okay, big brother?

You doing alright?

Something tells me this isn't actually the Shanshu prophecy coming to pass.

[Filtered to friends]

Please tell me you're all okay.

I can't just sit here while Isabelle's brother is out there.

Care to join?

Well, isn't this nice. Woke up recently with a very familiar old weapon next to my pillow. A weapon from my time in a hell dimension. My wrist-activated stake gun. Has three barrels and each one can hold up to two stakes each. Maybe three I was already planning to reconstruct this.. but I guess I don't have to now. Awesome! Maybe I'll go practice with it soon.

Information overload in the brain. Yay.

[Filtered to Clint]

Target practice time?

[Filtered to Gunn]

I see a whole bunch of people from your home turned up. Is this a good thing?

[Filtered to Mark]

this is a mistake Are you out there?

I'm guessing I don't get to fight that dragon?

This is not right. This world is dead

Well I can surely tell I'm not in the right place right now, and I suspect that portal was some kind of Einstein-Rosen Bridge but I didn't have any equipment to take any readings so I can't rightly tell if I'm right or not. This doesn't feel like Pylea and I didn't read any wor No you did not., but I guess it could probably be another Hell Dimension of some kind, right?

Hi there, I'm Fred. There are half breeds here. And my pet. Angel? Spike?

Yoooooooooo, where the hell am I? Where'd everyone go?

Angel? Illyria? Spike? Shit. Everything's blurry ...