zombieland

So, there's something we need to talk about. Nothing bad, so get your mind away from those thoughts. I know you.

[Filtered away from the soldiers/associates]

So what are we going to do about these dicks with guns? Because I already broke one's jaw for making comments about my tits. And I'm guessing we're all sick of our people being taken.

[Filtered to the Prison]

A reminder that I offer a humans only self defense class. No offense to the powered types meant, you guys have your own skills. But for any humans who want to be able to fight and hold their own, I do more than just jaw breaking.

[Filtered to Serena]

How are you? Any word on Emily or Hanna?

This place really needs to make up its mind.


[Nathaniel]

How're you feeling?


[Serena]

What is going on with you, sister mine?


[Katherine]

Are you as human as I am, at the moment?

What the hell kind of storm was that? Is everyone okay?

Lissa, Eddie, Serena, Chuck
Are you okay?

Has either of you seen or heard from Blair? I haven't and I'm getting worried. I haven't seen her around in a while now and that never bodes well around this place.

I need to talk to you.

Where are you?

Wait, so you and Clary are a thing, Eddie?

I thought you loved me?

Serena
So, cupcake girl, huh?

Someone needs to tell me what just happened. One minute I'm home and the next minute I'm out in the middle of a damn field, with nothing for miles around.

Slayers + Dawn + Adam + Mike - Faith

We're having a little get together. I think it's about time we had a little normal in our lives. There's a cabin not far from the prison. Molls and I are taking care of most things, bring who you want.

Nate

Hey, I heard you were the one to go to for the hook up.

Okay. Zombies. Fantastic.

Not my weirdest day this week.

We don't have this where I'm from. Sorry if I'm bad at it. It's like someone put together a typewriter and a telegram.

I had a dream about this. Or I thought it was a dream. I didn't realize it was a premonition. Or maybe a consequence?

I found Monopoly. Who wants to ruin friendships while trying to steal Boardwalk?

[prison]
I'm offering extra self-defense lessons. First come, first serve.

[Laurel]
Hey you.

Is anyone trying to trace who Gossip Girl is?

[PRISON]
Sorry for the radio silence, we just got back. Serena and I were almost eaten by cannibals ran into some trouble yesterday. There is more to worry about out there than just zombies.

Just putting this out there. Me and Eddie are not boyfriends. Dan Gossip Girl is 100 percent lying.

Private to Lissa and Eddie
I didn't tell anyone. I don't know how she found out.

Zombies? Is this some kind of joke? Do I look like Barbra Blair to any of you?

The man responsible for the shit that went down today is dead. He turned into a zombie before we could bring him in.

Can everybody check in? I wanna know you're alive.

This supposed to be my punishment?

I know there's a lot of newbies that just showed up and everything is stressful. If you need a little something to take the edge off, let me know.