zombieland

What the hell kind of storm was that? Is everyone okay?

Lissa, Eddie, Serena, Chuck
Are you okay?

Adrian
My condolences.

Lissa
I'm still owed payment, you know.

Are you kidding me, right now?

I think you're all making this way too easy for me.

Like, is anyone going to try and stop me? Should I make it simple and just come to all of you?

As you all know by know the Inn was attacked by Kai and his miscreants. What may not have been said is that Kai was not alone. His followers now include my sister. He is able to control any vampire that he wishes. Perhaps even myself if he wanted to. I'm not sure who else he has under his control but the number is great.

The Sodding Useless Vampire Authority
What are you lot doing besides absolutely nothing? I feel as if this matter is above your pay grade. It's well above mine.

Mystic Falls
Stefan was there. If any of you have seen or spoken to him I ask you to be wary. He is under Kai's control.

I guess we can add strange dreams that feel like memories to the list of things this place does.

I'm ready to wake up, ya know...anytime now.

Well, isn't this... quaint. I suppose it's a good change of pace from Court.

Where am I?

You need to be careful. No more spirit. No more healing. The more it gets out, the more people will come to you and you can't do it anymore. Plus, it's taking a toll on you. So can you not?

Wow, this Gossip Girl's a bitch.

[Max and Lissa]

Lissa, so you know, if you ever need blood I have always been willing to offer some.

I'm sorry what you did for us has been made public like this.

Lissa
Nate? Lissa, what are you doing?

Clary
Are you busy? I really want to train, but I'd love a sparring partner so I can stay sharp and Eddie tells me you're pretty good at kicking ass.

Stiles
I got you something. It's on your bunk. You're welcome.

If any of you raiders could be so inclined to bring me back art supplies, especially paints, canvas and brushes, I would be forever grateful.

If there was ever a moment I wanted to disappear completely from the people I know, that moment wasn't it.

We need to leave.

Just putting this out there. Me and Eddie are not boyfriends. Dan Gossip Girl is 100 percent lying.

Private to Lissa and Eddie
I didn't tell anyone. I don't know how she found out.

So, we the Council have been talking about recent events and we want to make something very clear to everyone living here.

Attacks on anyone here will not be tolerated.

The race or species of the attacker or the attacked is not relevant. Anyone who attacks another resident will be told to leave and will be removed by force if necessary. This place is intended to be a safe place for anyone willing to work to help and protect this community.

If anyone has any questions, we will try to answer them for you.

I was attacked last night, and not by a zombie! Some kind of weird-ass vampire. Not okay! He didn't even buy me dinner first.