zombieland

This is how it starts. Mandatory curfew, and then taking away our weapons. And now soldiers taking people in the night, "undesirables" or problem people disappearing. I've seen all this before. This really should be no surprise to anyone who studied history in school. Be ready and guard yourselves, and don't listen to their lies.

And don't be surprised if you hear about them being branded by a mark and interned at camps next. These soldiers, they shouldn't even be called American. They've betrayed their ideals and core American values, betrayed their nation by being party to this, by adopting the actions of Geheime Staatspolizei. Oh, sorry. Gestapo.

Last time I didn't follow the rules, my old man kicked me out of the house.

I have no intention of following the "military's" rules now. Look at me! I'm out past curfew.

I'm in a good mood.

[Filtered to Katherine]

How's the development for the new location going?

[Filtered to Lucifer]

There are other demons here, not from our reality. In their versions you're really evil and ending the world.

[Filtered to Anthony Crowley]

How are you?

[Filtered to Crowley]

Met your namesake yet?

Bored.

Ya know, I heard about people dreaming stuff from back home. Hell, Loki dreamed a few weeks ago. But to actually dream me, it was trippy. Like watching a movie about what happened after.

Tony

We need to hang out.

Okay si, I need wires, and motherboards and just a bunch of electrical stuff. Where can I get it?

Ya know, it's gonna suck when this wears off and I have to walk everywhere again.

Loki

Can I turn into a boy?

Crowley

So did anything happen to you??

I think I'm um...dead?

So.. I know a lot of you don't know me. It's cool, I'm Jane's assistant or I was before showing up here. Anyways...

I have a weird request to ask... And it probably sounds insane but a lot of you are aware of me and Loki and some arent.

By Asgard rules for two people commiting to each other they hold a feast (Thor told me) and well it's weird but we're trying to plan said feast and since we dont know a lot of people..

Basically I'm saying is we'd like you guys there... Please.

God, this was painful to write...

This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to take a vacation.

I think this might be even worse than Tartarus.

Loki

Tony is missing.

Crowley

I have a friend who is missing, Tony Stark, have you heard anything?

Natasha Romanoff

Hi, you don't know me I think, but I'm a friend of Tony Starks. I just heard he is missing, I'm asking Loki right now if he knows anything.

Why do people continue to be surprised when shit hits the fan around here? This town is overrun by zombies. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before other creatures start taking over too. I'll be on the sidelines, watching and eating popcorn.

Things feel different around here. I wish I could put my finger on it but I just sense something's off. I'm probably being paranoid; it wouldn't be the first time.

Private to Katherine
I've been meaning to pay you a visit.

Private to Damien
I was hoping to talk in person and come up with a plan for you to meet Katherine, but I heard that everyone's on lockdown at the prison. Pity.

This time of year people start acting strangely. Maybe it has to do with all that Valentine's Day nonsense. Perhaps that won't happen here because of all the zombies.

Private to Dean

Hey, Squirrel! I've been looking for you.

Any update on Dean and our witch situation? I've been scouting, but unsuccessful so far.

I'm getting a kick out of all the weirdness lately. How can you not be amused? I'm assuming some of you goody two-shoes are trying to find a way to fix it. How about you don't? Some of us need entertainment in our lives.

Earth sure has a lot of holidays...

Well, this is strange. I'm feeling festive. Who knew it would've taken zombies taking over the world to feel this way?

Private to Katherine

How's that power boost treating you?

While the fights were nice, this world is beginning to bore me.

[Angel + Spike]

Dru's gone. Now I've lost all of you.