zombieland

Isn't it hilarious that the military come here, claiming to be about things getting better and helping humanity, and yet they don't seem to be doing a damn thing to help repairs after that earthquake. Too busy kidnapping people, I suppose. Shows what their priorities really are, doesn't it.

[Filtered to friends]

Bitch can take my bow from my cold dead hands. Not happening.

[Filtered to Gunn]

This is going to go badly.

[Filtered to America]

Got an idea, gonna need my bestie's help with it, you in?

[Filtered to Clint]

You okay, big brother?

You doing alright?

Avengers, sound off.


[Natasha]

Your ass better still be here.

I have a daughter.

So did you wake up different too?

Being stuck as a wolf until now is something I could almost accept, almost, if there had been any clue that trying on my clothes would change me back. Or is that something most people would think to try first while stuck as an animal?


( KATE )
( FRIENDS / FRIENDLIES )

[Filtered to friends]

Please tell me you're all okay.

Who's up for some target practice?

[Kate]

Happy birthday, mini me!

[Filtered to Mark Gray]

Tony Stark and Alex Danvers. Where are they?

[Filtered to America Chavez, Pepper Potts and Clint Barton]

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[Filtered to Gunn]

I hate this so much, I hate what they did to you, I'm so sorry.

Kate? Billy? Teddy? Anyone here? So help me, I'll even take Loki right now.

As long as he didn't cause this. Because I'd totally believe that.

OK, so where the hell am I, and why can't I leave?

Information overload in the brain. Yay.

[Filtered to Clint]

Target practice time?

[Filtered to Gunn]

I see a whole bunch of people from your home turned up. Is this a good thing?

[Filtered to Mark]

this is a mistake Are you out there?

[Filtered to Mark]

Hey, what's happened? Talk to me, we can figure this out.

It's weird seeing random shapes lately, some human and others not. I'm not sure what to make of it just yet.

I'm also going to head to the gym, I miss it. It's something that my old man used to do. Boxing was his thing, so I might have to just get back into it myself.

Really, Loki?

And don't try to say it wasn't you, remember I've handled a teenage you for a long time.

[Filtered to Oliver Queen]

Hey, just checking in, wanted to see if you're okay. I saw you recommended me, it does mean a lot.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers]

Council member now, congrats Cap.

[Filtered to Charles Gunn]

So I had a lot of fun at the party, it was good to meet you in person. Still want to go bad guy hunting?

[Filtered to Clint Barton]

Poke, poke.

[Filtered to Matt Murdock]

How are you?

So... How much of the body heals when turned? I'm asking for a reason. Something that is throwing me off a bit here.

[Filtered to Clint Barton]

Hey you, grab your bow, we're going Krampus hunting! I know my hand isn't fully healed yet, but I can handle a sword with my other hand, it'll be great!

[Filtered to Allison Argent]

Well now! I'm not sure if I should be offering you congrats or asking if you're okay with the being outed like that. I'm going to go with both.

Something tells me a distress signal wouldn't work in this case.

Where am I? Clint, Sam, anyone. Are you out there?

Long story short: I'm alive.

I don't want to get into it. The circumstances of how it even happened is well beyond my comprehension. I did die. I was dead but now I'm not. We can move forward.

I'll be doing my part now that I'm up on my feet. My first priority is assuring my team that I'm alright.

Oliver's alive. He was wearing a supernatural ring that he says would bring him back to life if he were to be killed supernaturally, which he was. I didn't think anything like that existed but then again, I didn't think any of this existed before I came here. But the bottom line is, he isn't dead. He's resting in the infirmary and his vitals are being watched for now. He should be able to leave tomorrow.


[ooc: backdated to last night]