zombieland

[KLAUS]

What if that military lady finds out about us?

Dear Everyone. Should any of you die here, I'm making an in advance request that you don't follow me around telling me your death story. The thing about ghosts is when you tell them to fuck off, they tend to not listen.

[Filtered to Five]

Hey bro, how you finding it all?

[...]

Ma'am, "what's meant to be is meant to be" is great and everything... but pretty damn sure a shit show zombie apocalypse isn't what is meant to be.

I get the feeling that one of your people has screwed up big time.


[Posting a bit early due to sorta busy day tomorrow. This is posted mid morning Saturday.]

Oh, I'm high!

Wait, no I'm not. Am I? Did I get high and not notice?

Where did the dead go?

Most chatty dead people ever.

[Kaitlyn Fairchild]

Hey, you any closer to figuring out your picture yet?

[Vayna Hargreeves]

Hey, you.

I don't know if you're talking to me or if you want to talk to me or want me around you or anything but I'm kinda hoping you do because I could sort of maybe do with my sister right now if that's okay?

I didn't mean to. I swear I didn't mean any of it.

Um, Five?

Did I get high again?

Does everyone else see dead people?