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[Prison]

Um, what?

How does she plan on keeping us contained anyway? Good luck to her if she thinks she can catch me.

Okay, I admit, nearly three weeks without changing out of fairy form might have been a bit extreme, but I don't care, I regret nothing, it felt so good to be able to fly again!

It feels like it's getting more chaotic out there.

[Friends]

Is everyone alright?

Has anyone seen Alex Danvers? She works in Sentry?

I've done about twenty rounds in the prison and I can't find her.

(this takes place hours after Dean's post fyi)

If it's all the same to whoever did this, I really need to get back.


[ ooc: later ]
[ VIDIA ]

Hi, I'm Pepper. I was just assigned to a cell room with you, so I wanted to introduce myself.

LOKI!

I will have your head for this, brother!

I have a prayer box set up in my cell. If you're in need of prayer, or if you know someone else that needs to be placed on my prayer list, then stop by cell A-19, day or night. I'm also going to have a bible study tomorrow at 11AM if you would like to join me for that. And believe me, there's so many of you that are in need of blessings and all I want to do is extend my strength through God for all of you. God doesn't give us more than we can handle and one day, salvation will be ours.

hullo? Thisis a strange contraption. Rather like a type writer I suppose.

Michael? John?

[Filtered to Faye]

So that Gossip Girl is a real piece of work? You okay?

Also, can you maybe help me with something?

So since somebody freaking went through my shit and ruined it - ARIA, how about I just put on blast the inner thoughts of this 'nice girl' who isn't exactly nice.

I don't know who the hell Molly is, but she has a lot to say about you. Like how everything with Kai is your fault. And you're an idiot. You're welcome.

Grace and Lily are crazy versions of their mothers, especially Lily. Oh, don't worry Grace. You're an airhead just like Emily. Says so in bold letters. And a freak of nature because you're like a deranged Elsa? LOL. What the fuck is an Elsa?

LOL. Oh, Jason. Do you really wanna know???

Dom. Ooh, says here she thinks you're a lesbian because you keep giving her the eye. But she's not into that. Sorry :(

And Coco. Wow, she straight up said you're a whore.

Who needs Gossip Girl when there's Aria. Unless Aria is Gossip Girl????

Whatever, this is me paraphrasing but you get the gist. Let this be a lesson not to ruin my fucking things that my boyfriend took forever to find. I know you need it, but don't use mine and get your fucking own.

Dear the person making all that noise getting it on last night in Block A,

I couldn't sleep. As a proud bedtime enthusiast I am deeply upset and grumpy.

Sincerely,

Your now mortal enemy

The chances of me being eaten again are back down to just the zombie levels now, right?

[FILTERED TO FAYE, JO AND ADRIAN]

So thanks. For saving my life.

[FILTERED TO THE PRISON COUNCIL]

I figure I sort of owe you guys for letting me stay here while I healed and that thing was out there. So if I'm allowed to stay then maybe I can help with stuff. When I'm not being used as a fence decoration/entree I'm a fairy and I can fly faster than any other fairy has ever managed before. I make the sound barrier my bitch. I can also make winds happen. Is that any use to you?

[FILTERED TO TINKER BELL]

I miss home.

TINKER BELL, WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?