zombieland

Isn't it hilarious that the military come here, claiming to be about things getting better and helping humanity, and yet they don't seem to be doing a damn thing to help repairs after that earthquake. Too busy kidnapping people, I suppose. Shows what their priorities really are, doesn't it.

I'M GLOWING! I look like a rainbow!

KAROLINA!

You know, I miss the fun times back home. Or, at least, miss Nicky's. Or maybe just competitive foosball.


[Caleb]

You doing alright out there?

Hello everyone, I am Myrcella. This world is very different from my own, and it's going to take some getting used to. But I wanted to introduce myself and perhaps make some friends here.

Anyone else have things show up out of nowhere? Is that a normal thing here?

Check in. I'm hearing things about people acting strange again?

What is this? What's going on? Where is he? Where am I?

Are you guys alright? People are acting off.

Octavia's Friends & Family
I'm afraid I have bad news.

Selene
I did something and I'm not sure if I regret doing it.

[Karolina]
Hey, I got a photo album from home if you want to see some embarrassing of me growing up... I mean before the fire that fucked up my life.

Oh, and I told Scott about you. He is the alpha of the pack.

[Derek and Laura]
When you guys have some free time, I got a photo album from home. Figured you might want to see some pictures of when we were little.

I mean if you want. I'm trying here.

Is anyone planning a party for Halloween?

What are the odds any ice cream survived?

[Scott and Derek]
I'm going out. Deal with it.

[Karo]
You. Me. Quick trip out. I need to clear my head. ...no clowns or murder this time around. Just hanging out.

Lame.

[Karolina]
Hey you.

[Derek]
I wish we could just find our own place to live. Away from all the idiots. We don't need anyone else, Der. Scott can handle the pack.

I heard the prison's on lockdown. Are you okay?

This is hardly funny. Return them both now, this instance.

Molly. Old Lace. Where are you? I can't be alone-

So much for pretending to be human.

How about a giant fuck no to whatever this shit is?

Anyone seen a Gert, Karolina, Nico, Molly, Alex, or a scary ass dinosaur running around?