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[DARLA]

I guess you were right about the slayers. I hope you'll still continue to help Hanna because it's the right thing to do. And you will get to see Connor, he's an adult and can come to see you whenever he likes. I'll even go with him if you want. I'm sorry you coming to the prison didn't work out.

[BUFFY]

Your birthday's coming up, anything you'd like to do?

It has come to my attention that I've been the villain in everyone's story. I want to apologize greatly for my misdeeds. All I want is love and acceptance from all. I will bring honor and respect back to the Mikaelson name.

Who would like to be the first to step into the light and embrace our new relationship?

Any of you wanna go to the projects and hunt some vampires?

So ...

What are we going to do about Derek and Scott?

It's not just me who thinks there's something wrong, right?

Can someone give me a boost or find me a ladder so I can clean the vents?

Apparently Stefan is strictly into dick now.

I think we should have a poker night at the cabin. Maybe invite just guys. You know, have a guys night.

Can someone come tickle me please?

Can someone walk with me to the kitchen? I don't want to go alone.

Hey, can we talk?

A poem for Hope Mikaelson:

Roses are red
and if violets are blue
That's because anthocyanidins
Can vary in hue.

Who is that boy reciting bad love poems to you?