I Resist the Muses

Character: Celena Ducayne
Word Count: 106
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Character: Ray Vecchio
Fandom: due South

Prompt #38 - Dinner

Prompt #39 - Where you've been

Prompt #40 - Confidence

Prompt #41 - Happiest Moment

Prompt #42 - Betrayal

Prompt #43 - Reasons I do my Job

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. - Jessica Alba

Yeah, well, probably that works if you're an actress. Not so much for the rest of us.

Fandom: Due South
Muse: Victoria Metcalf
Word Count: 171

Character: Benton Fraser
Fandom: due South

Prompt #33 - What Doesn't Kill Me....

Prompt #34 - Bullet

Prompt #35 - 24 hours

Prompt #38 - Dinner

Prompt #39 - Where you've been...

Prompt #40 - Confidence

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. - Jessica Alba

I'd like to think this is true, but my experience suggests otherwise. I mean, it works okay some of the time, mostly with people who are easy to bullshit anyway. The ones who know what they're doing? The really smart, clever ones? The ones you really want to impress? Not a chance.

Believe me, I've tried.

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.

- Jessica Alba

I admit that I had a servant look up this Alba person. Porca Dio.

Film stars trying to sound profound? Spare me. Or better yet, I invite Ms Alba to any magickal rite of her choice. I'd be more than entertained to watch her pull of the creation of a zombu by appearing confident. Even more, I would be impressed if she could sow a cemetery with the seeds of her blood and raise a crop of skeletal warriors from confidence alone.

Any night she wishes to try, I'll be waiting.

( My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. )

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.

*laughs* Sounds like my Guvenor. He can blag his way into and out of anything he likes. He reckons that most people don't have a clue themselves so they won't notice if you don't either. He also insists that shouting works miles better than actually knowing what you are doing.

Still, he does know what he's about despite his love for shouting.

Me, I've done it as well. If I can make myself look like I belong there, I can generally pass. Was a bit of a shock when it first happened. Someone took me for an inspector. Was lovely I have to say.

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.

- Jessica Alba