Uh, is there a ticky box marked
other I can choose? Take my family, please?
Yeah, you could say my blood relations and I don't get along very well. I think my Dad wishes he’d pushed Mom down the stairs more often in her first trimester. I bet they don't even realize I haven't been home in almost a year.
Then there's my Uncle Rory. He's a taxidermist but not a very good one, if there is such a thing. He tends to get drunk and put the glass eyes in wrong so all the little dead critters are cross eyed. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. The Harris Family Gatherings are what White Trash Christmas Specials are made of.
Then there's my real family, the people I'm related to in no way whatsoever. Willow, my heart-sister. Buffy, protector and annoying big sister rolled into one. Giles, mentor, teacher, father. Oz, the wacky cousin. And Cordelia, the ex-girlfriend who ruled my life with an iron fist for a time. I've got to say, I'm glad we made up over the prom dress thing; I don't know who I'd insult if I didn't have her in my life.
Okay, that's not true. I'd call Deadboy up in L.A. in the middle of the day to tell him his hair looks stupid. And he dresses funny.
That's a good idea actually, I wonder if he's listed in the yellow pages? Then I can annoy him long distance.
Still, everyone goes on and on about how blood is thicker than water. Well I'll tell you, if you're in the desert on your last legs, which would you want more, blood or water? I'll take the family I chose for myself, thank you. BFF means more to me than DNA.
Even if it is
really girly.