I Resist the Muses

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. - Jessica Alba

I'd like to think this is true, but my experience suggests otherwise. I mean, it works okay some of the time, mostly with people who are easy to bullshit anyway. The ones who know what they're doing? The really smart, clever ones? The ones you really want to impress? Not a chance.

Believe me, I've tried.