dunhaven; ic community.

Despite whatever the hell is happening in Dunhaven right now, KDES says we're still on for the first day back from break tomorrow. So it looks like I'll be spending the night digging out my car every few hours, so I can make it out to DC in the morning. 🤦🏿‍♂️

I am a successful fisherwoman!

Well, I didn't actually catch anything, but I was able to eventually cast without assistance or guidance and I didn't fall into the water once. The latter was, quite frankly, a large worry. It just seemed like something I might do. Feel free to celebrate with me, Dunhaven, during this moment of triumph.

Unrelated, but we will be sending out information to everyone who volunteered to read to the kids on Monday. I couldn't believe how many people signed up and it really does make this teacher's heart happy to see how many are willing to set aside their time to help out, especially when it comes to helping out kids. You are all absolute gems and I can't wait to get to meet those of you I don't already know to thank you in person.

Have a great rest of your Saturdays, friends. ☺️

Way too early to be up after tequila, seems like I'm kickin off 2020 with one hell of a bang. Still, at least it's Friday. Which means tomorrow is the first fishin trip for the year but out of concern for people who like to sleep, I'll even kick it off at 10am instead of 5am.

Why, you might ask? Simple. In the warmer parts of the year, we get the best fishin when the water temperatures are colder and that means generally before dawn. Not as much a concern in the winter, so early afternoon works real well too. If you ever find yourself needin to fish to survive, remember one thing: fish'll always try to find colder water to swim in.

Happy New Year, everyone!

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I... don't know what to do with myself, now that I have had two full days of winter break and 12 more days ahead. It's very glamorous, but I spent these two days in my pajamas and getting caught up on my DVR so now I feel as though I'm obligated to at least leave the house tomorrow.

Anyone going to the Winter Fair tomorrow? Or maybe something later?

Just as an update, we're still looking for volunteers to read to students at the elementary school! Look here for more information.

Unrelated to that, would there be any interest in a Secret Santa gift exchange among the community? I remember doing something similar with smaller groups before I moved, but given that Dunhaven is so small as if sign ups are kept to this network, I feel as though it wouldn't be too overwhelming an idea. It seems like a fun way to meet new people and maybe spread some good cheer.

Let me know if you're out there and would be at all interested! You can just say so below or send me a private message, whichever you would prefer. Though, since Christmas is rapidly approaching, I am going to cut off sign ups this way on December 8 and then let people know who they all have for gifts to be delivered by the 25th.

Stress Level: High
Free Time: Zero

Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and went "Yeah, I look good"? Do you appreciate women that have a lot of self-confidence? Do you enjoy charity events? Are you single? (That last one is important.)

If yes to all of these, or even just 3 out of 4 (though once again, last one is important.), I have an opening for Charity Gala Arm Candy. I don't mind going solo, god knows it's not the first time, I just like having someone pretty to smile at the cameras with me and fetch me champagne and tell me I look sexy and to clap when I make a speech. The ability to hold a conversation is a bonus but not a requirement.

ETA: DATE FILLED FOR ME, THERE IS STILL AN OPENING FOR MY GORGEOUS SISTER, HOWEVER. Inquire within.


Oh and congrats to Eli for his Forbes 30 under 30, again. You fucking brat.

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This weekend has been an exercise in Hallmark. It's the most wonderful time of the year, indeed.

Based on the conversation we had on here recently, I compiled a list of everyone who is Dreaming--both public and anonymously. Out of respect for your interests, I only included those who specifically commented to be included on the list. In addition to compiling the list, I have also put together a semi-brief document for those who have questions about these Dreams since we continue to have a lot of newcomers who are otherwise unprepared for when these Dreams hit...or are just super confused by at the talk of Dreams on this network.

The resource (which includes the list of Dreamers) can be found here.

I wanted to go ahead an open this post up, as well, for anyone who wants to add their User ID (public or anonymous) to this list, or potentially update their information on the list. I only included Sources that have been discussed publicly on this network, regardless of whether or not I was familiar with a Source existing here. So for anyone listed as Not Disclosed, it is entirely up to you as to whether or not you want that "spoiled" for you.

Which also raises another question which I would like to answer on the list. If you are on this list, do you want a) others to reach out to you and/or b) others to give you information about your Source if they know it? Please answer below, if you can or want to!

Hello out there, Dunhaven!

For those that don't know me, I am Beth Phillips, one of the resident kindergarten teachers here at the elementary school. I am looking for volunteer reading mentors to come by and read to some of our students. It would be once a week for about an hour where you will read to a student between grades K-3 that you've been matched to. You might also just let them read to you, depending on where they are with their reading level.

If this is something you would be interested in, please let me know! We do have an application and you'll have to pass a background check, as well as attend a short training, but otherwise we're looking to start the program up in January when we come back to school after the holidays.

#bigmoood today. Didn't murder anyone despite really wanting to. celebrate me and send wine please.

BETH

Speed dating thing next Wednesday - I'll go if you go.

ELI

Normal holiday toy drive & food drive are both planned and booked for the offices. Do we want to add anything else to our charity list by the end of the year? I know you're going to be largely out of commission so I'm just asking opinions before running ahead with something ;)

There's always a bike drive for kids - your engineers would probably have a blast building them all for a good cause.

Christmas gala fundraiser (ice sculpture themed? Show off some of our new clean water tech at the same time?)? Charity auction? 5k? I personally prefer to keep our charity 5k's when it's not winter but some people are freaks and love holiday running events.

TEXTS TO LUKE

-- [...]
-- Hi
-- I've been
-- How
-- [...]
-- [...]
-- Hey, Luke.
-- I know it's late, so I'm sorry if this wakes you up.
-- I just wanted to say hello and see how you were doing.
-- [...] I saw that you
-- I wanted to say congratulations, too.
-- I mean that sincerely.

We're giving out full sized candybars at 922 Maple Road. Just so you know.

MO

Hey, you. How are you doing?

Wow. I don't even have furniture yet in my apartment, but I already got mail inviting me to join this network. Way to go, City Hall. You're on top of things!

That being said, I could use some help! I haven't lived in Dunhaven for a handful of years and while I've visited, my focus was mostly on the people I was visiting. So, I'd really love to know what I've missed, like new businesses and restaurants. I already have visited Stella's and had a giant stack of waffles and while I could probably just keep that up forever, I could probably spread my money around a little bit. 😉

I suppose that's it! It's going to be a beautiful day, guys. I can feel it. I hope you get to enjoy it!

TEXTS TO KESI

-- Good morning, you.
-- How is your Wednesday looking?

TEXTS TO LUKE

-- Hey, Luke.
-- I just wanted to
-- I thought that I should let you
-- I got a new number while I was in Baltimore so I don't think
-- [...] It's Beth.