SECOND CHANCES NET

You want to know what's sort of lame about my power?

I have to die to heal, when it would be just as convenient to heal like... without all the extra-ness.

Though, I don't know that if I was asked right now to pick the power I would have for the rest of my life if I would pick healing. Maybe something cooler like mind reading. That would be neat.

Anyway, Barton-Hargreeves, I cut my hand open, so like... ignore the blood in the kitchen. I'll clean it up when I'm done getting stitched up.

Thank you, everybody. That was honestly the best birthday I've ever had. I can't wait to spend all these gift cards and use my gifts! You're all amazing. Thank you so much for coming, I really did feel like a princess.

[Clint, Yelena, and Pepper]
And I mean that. Honestly, the very best birthday. Thank you so much.

( Open Invitation to the Whole Community! (it got long on me) )

( [Sunrise on 18 + Guardians] )

So it's not like a super big deal or anything but my sixteenth birthday is next month. I don't know what I should do for it? Other than take my driver's test, I mean, that one's obvious.

I'm calling for a Hargreeves family meeting that is actually a cuddle puddle disguised as a meeting. I'm ordering Thai.

Clint, Lila, Dylan, this includes you.

I feel bad, most people are having these really horrible trauma filled dreams. I'm just over here with this recurring dream where I'm missing my shots and hitting everyone in the butt.

So...sorry, friends and loved ones, if you feel something, dream me got you!

I will not lose my family.

Clintasha

Hey. How'd you like to help me with a project?

BARTON. (Stupid Male Barton, not 'my best niece' Barton.) We need to have words.

[ filtered; Alexis Rose, Matt Murdock, and Phil Coulson ]

You three, too, but his reaction at being singled out is a lot more fun.

[ text messages; Matt Murdock ]

- saving space -
» Whatcha doin?

Dunno which one it is, but if playground rules apply, I got dibs on whatever animal is purple.

At this point, you just gotta roll with it, y'know?

( To My Parents, from Alex )

( To Greg (My Lab Partner Last Year), from Ben )

( To Grills, from Clint )

( To Hank Pym, from Hope )

( To Thor, from Loki )

( To Yelena, from Matt )

( To Tony(1), from Steve )

( To Curly Q, from Quentin(1) )

( Filtered Away from Steve and America )

( Private to Strange )

Hey, gang! I'm having a birthday on Sunday. Who's up for some low-key grilling on the roof? I can put together a spread, but if you wanna bring stuff, feel free! Bonus points if you find purple food to bring. 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 💜💜💜💜

Hi? Hello. This is Cassie. I was told some of you know me? I don't remember this place, sorry, but I like friends!

Yeah, yeah, I know. Gift baskets for everyone.

And a family day. I think my family deserves family day.

So I wasn't actually going to get a dog today. Because Tommy was going to come with me and make sure they get along with Flash but I thought it's cool, Al and I can just take a look and see what's there. But then I met Roey and she was doing this crying thing and the thing with her eyes and then she loved being in the jeep and I couldn't say no. So uh. Yeah. This is Roey. I don't know what the name means but it kind of suits her face so I'm going with it.

(ooc: A few hours after this)

I've brought down entire armies for less than dragging me to another dimension against my will.

I would suggest someone find a way to return me or there will be literal hell to pay.

Losing my wife on Mother's Day hurts a little extra.

Well, add my parents to the list of people who aren't themselves.

Waking in a foreign room was a brief respite to the yawning years stretched out behind and ahead of me, but boredom rears its apathetic head yet again.

So many lives surround me. Breathing. Buzzing. Beating hearts.

I'm hungry.