SECOND CHANCES NET

I have a job! I've been hired by a local fashion firm as junior fashion consultant assistant. My foot is in the door and there's room to move up in the company. I'm so excited and pleased.

[Private Jen Walters]

I met and spoke with Loki. I can't say I was able to garner much helpful information for you other than that he is seeing someone. I'm not even sure what that means to him. He's elusive which I'm sure is obvious to most.

No jokes about me being green on St. Patrick's Day.

I'm craving candy, chocolate, something sweet. There's nothing here and I'm feeling too lazy to go get something. I could bake something, but not feeling it. Who wants to bring me some candy? I'll love you forever and bake you your favorite treat in the future.

I have been stuck in this infernal bubble for THREE HOURS.

Anyone who laughs is going to wind up with lutefisk in their pillows for a month, mark me.

I'm sorry for

Is everyone

I'm sorry for the hole in the building and...the cars.

Can we just never talk about this ever again?

So, if anyone was keeping score, the game ended thusly:

Flock of Birds: 1
Matt Murdock: 0

Huge shout out to the healer types. You all are the real MVPs around here. (Sorry, Scott.)

( Delivered the Next Morning to Claire Bennet, Claire Temple, Rapunzel, Hope Mikaelson, Stephen Strange, and Christine Palmer )

So I don't think it's so much that we're getting new powers, I think our powers are being switched into someone else. Question is, is it a one-for-one kind of deal or did it all just kind of scatter?

[Family and Friends]
Okay so I mean, not that I'm freaking out or anything but... I'm not feeling the big guy right now. Like, genuinely not a part of me, can't switch over, none of the usual effects of having him around. Nothing.

And yet there's a teen girl turning green. And big.

Um. Yep.

[Jen]
Check in, Fuzzball. How's the power situation looking on your end?

Wwwwhgat tyhe fucjk is goimng on!?

WHJY AMK I GREEDN?!!

[Nancy might be having a hard time typing with...large thumbs]

It looks like I've lost most of my powers. What do the kids say? Thanks I hate it?

How do you do, fellow Midgardians?

It is I, normal, boring Midgardian Loki, who can do nothing of any worth because he's been rendered human by some affront of natural forces.

How do you survive your days like this? It's appalling.

This isn't the case of us getting random powers. I don't have any "extra" currently. I'm definitely 100% normal-human right now. Anyone else?

[ filtered; Sam Winchester ]

My wolf is gone. I'm not sure how to feel about this right now.

I went to let myself into the shop this morning I was stuck to the door for nearly an hour.

Mr. Parker, I'm not sure how, but I feel like this is somehow your fault.

Matt's got me hooked up for DELIVERY. Clothes and stuff. Pizza tonight. But I really, really need to know two things:

1. Where's the nearest guitar shop because I need an acoustic ASAP
2. Who around here plays music? Writes? Sings? Any bands about?


I'm Luke. My band isn't here, though.

The teenager working the strength booth wanted to say I cheated turning into She-Hulk, but I argued that she and I are the same and walked away with this.

[Filter 1 Quentin Coldwater]

I'm sorry for what I said yesterday. I was upset and well, wasn't thinking. Hate fighting with you.

[End Filter 1]

[Filter 2 Jen Walters]

How are you? You've been kinda quiet lately.

[End Filter 2]

How's everyone celebrating Mardi Gras? I want to do something. Who's up for it?

Um, can I get some help please? I don't quite understand how this works.

LAST CALL FOR THE ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY PARTY

Below is who I know is coming to the Anti-Valentine's Day cocktail party. I'm not complaining that so far the list consists of lovely ladies only. If you want to go, but haven't let me know then please do so by leaving a comment below.

Yelena Belova
Hope Mikaelson
Natasha Romanoff
Allison Hargreeves
Matt Murdock - Solid maybe. Which means he will be there.

The party will be at my apartment, 217 and will start at 7 PM. I'll have some food and there will be alcoholic as well as non-alcoholic drinks available. Attire is formal - something more fancy or not. There will be no dress code police. Wear what you want and feel comfortable in. There will also be music and I expect at least a few dances. 😉 I'm looking forward to the evening and meeting you. So far Yelena is the only one of you I've actually met. If you have any questions ask away.

Taking a poll: best place to hide the bodies? (in general, not taking specific scenarios into account)

[ filter; Matt Murdock ]

I have a favor of sorts to ask.

Do you think I could contact my old tailor? He dressed She-Hulk like I never could. I know it is short notice for the party, but he might have some things for other me? Or am I risking the earth combusting if I talk to anyone from my old life?