SECOND CHANCES NET

BARTON. (Stupid Male Barton, not 'my best niece' Barton.) We need to have words.

[ filtered; Alexis Rose, Matt Murdock, and Phil Coulson ]

You three, too, but his reaction at being singled out is a lot more fun.

[ text messages; Matt Murdock ]

- saving space -
» Whatcha doin?

So, I'm Blackbeard. You've seen me around. But apparently, I'm meant to show you my words too.

There, Stede. I've done it.

Hi!

I'm Willow. I was told this is the community forum. I was told a lot of things, really, except how Clover and I got here. It seems like magic of some kind, but not the kind I'm used to, and the only portal I've walked through recently was the one to visit the Nocedas.

I don't expect anyone to have answers about that since the people I talked to didn't have answers about that (but if you know anything, I'm willing to listen to any and all theories you have!).

(unless that's not something we're supposed to talk about openly here, which I get. I'm not really supposed to use my magic in this realm, but they didn't really say it's against the rules, so I'm just throwing it out there.)

What should I know about this place?

Is anyone looking to do something this week or next? I'm kind of stuck with a lot of free time and no one to spend it with since Steve disappeared.

I'm thinking maybe just a day on the beach or even going hiking if anyone is interested in driving up north. Hell, I'd take pizza and a movie.

I can't help but feel that Caleb is behind this shit cause, like, it doesn't compute, but I have to keep reminding myself to breathe, and I can't teleport and I ran into the door and hurt my head after being interrogated. But like maybe that hug from Julie mixed with the weird juju from Caleb and I actually did crossover and now I'm in a weird reality where men in black give me money and a phone and a computer and tell me I'm supposed to go to an apartment building and meet my guardian. And am I supposed to put this money in a bank, or can I go spend it on more clothes cause I'm sweating? Do I have to save it and be responsible, or can I spend it? Does it need to last? How long does it need to last? Will my guardian provide me with food, or do I have to get a job and buy that? The dude mentioned school because I'm 17, but I've been 17 for a really long time. And I don't really wanna go back to school. I just wanna make music, but I need a bass. Is there a music store?

Aw man. I'm hungry. Maybe this is real. uh. Hello?

I thought I'd search for 'popular' vampire movies and came across one called Twilight. Why does he sparkle in the sun and not burn? I did look up why. No offense to anyone that likes this movie, but I did not. Is this what they've done to vampires in cinema? I'm not saying it's a bad thing to "humanize" them some, not all are the monsters they're made out to be, but the story wasn't a good one and certainly not the best acting. I can see how it would appeal to some though. Anyone have recommendations for 'good' vampire movies?

Seeing all the chatter about Prom almost makes me miss high school. And then I remember how stressed out I was about finals at the same time.

Natasha and I are going to Japan. Drop your souvenir requests in the comments.

[ filtered; MATT MURDOCK ]

How much plausible deniability do you need?

[Yelena]

Hey. Long time no see. How are you doing?

( [Filtered Away from Molly Hayes] )

I'm sorry for

Is everyone

I'm sorry for the hole in the building and...the cars.

Can we just never talk about this ever again?

Wwwwhgat tyhe fucjk is goimng on!?

WHJY AMK I GREEDN?!!

[Nancy might be having a hard time typing with...large thumbs]

Well, that's one way to get me out of my Potions brewing spiral. Does anyone happen to have my willow wand and my red hair?

I'm Lily Evans, if we haven't met yet. Normally a witch. I know there's another Lily knocking around, so feel free to call me Evs or Evans, if that helps you.

[FILTER: HARRY]

How are you, sweetheart?

[FILTER: LILY LUNA]

Hi there, I hear we just might be related.

Are you really here, too?

Since things are finally settling down and I am very, very bored, does anyone want to check out a museum or two today? I can't say I've ever really gotten the chance to visit one of the big ones, and the Museum of Modern Art here has some interesting collections I kind of want to see.

[ooc note: Kamala arrived on Valentines Day, so roomies have probably met her in person by now. She's just been adjusting or something so she's just posting to the network now.]

This place is crazypants!

First, my guardian is Carol Fricken Danvers and I'm still pinching myself.

Also, random flowers and a sudden obsession with this old cartoon, what? Super weird!

Anyway, hi, everyone, I'm Kamala (like Ka MAH la, okay). My parents are probably going to kill me for the whole random inter-dimensional kidnapping, but this place also seems kind of cool?

Carol

Um, hi. Sorry I'm such a spaz.

How long can I get away with still getting used to all of this before I have to go to school?

It’s one thing to try to summon spirits and another to find yourself unwillingly haunted by them. Again.

Enid, Bucky — I don’t have the proper supplies or time to do an exorcism or cleansing on the spot. I’ll get to it as soon as I’m able to.

Taking a poll: best place to hide the bodies? (in general, not taking specific scenarios into account)

[ filter; Matt Murdock ]

I have a favor of sorts to ask.

Valentines Day We're going on a date on freaking

People are having existential crises over whether to go to this thing and I can’t help but notice that invitation wasn't very helpful. I'm just saying, government people who are definitely reading everything we say here. You might want to think about providing a few more details next time.

So... Valentines day party?

I have to like buy a dress and stuff. Does anyone want to do that?


[Cassie]

You want to go with me? Like, I mean, I can't drive or anything, but once we get there? Or something?