SECOND CHANCES NET

Pretty sure I'm for real banned from the coffee shop now.

No one was hurt, but there was an incident on the sidewalk with the bag of whole beans I was holding. They got the fire out pretty fast. No property damage to speak of, just some charred concrete. The police came by, but they ruled it an accident. Something with the packaging. Funny, the things people will come up with.

( [Scott] )

I need everyone to STOP THINKING SO LOUD!

I don't need to know about your dinner plans or who you like or THE DIRTY THOUGHTS!

And whoever has that Rick Roll song stuck in your head, pick something else!

Not sure if it's something I ate... but I keep seeing colors around people...


... I don't know if it's related to people disappearing.

Hey there, I'm new,
this came out of the blue.

Eliot is my name
and it's a real shame

we're meeting this way
when each word that I say

comes out in rhyme.
Might become a mime.

On the day of my presentation!?
I am filled with vexation!!!!

It is a getting to know you meme! Answer the following questions:

What “old person” things do you do?

How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse?

Who is your favorite cartoon character?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What are your favorite songs from your teenage years that you still rock out to when nobody else is listening?

My answers:

Hot tea and knitting

Til the end, baby.

Daria

Iced mochas

I am still a teen! I'm currently rocking to Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.

Tags: dracula untold: vlad tepes, julieandthephantoms: luke patterson, marvel animated: james rogers, mcu: cassie lang, mcu: phillip coulson, owl house: luz noceda, star trek: jim kirk, teen wolf: stiles stilinski

[Private to Casa Danvers/Khan/Lang/Van Dyne + Loki and Thor]
You are cordially invited to dinner that I will be cooking on Sunday at 6 PM Pacific.

I feel like I've figured out Dad's recipes--spicy flavorful but not spicy hot--and I'll make a cardamom cake for dessert. I know it's short notice, but I hope you can all be there.
[end]

Would any legally licensed adult like to go driving with me?

Rooftop yoga, this Thursday at 7am!

Bobby totally gets the credit for the idea, but I found this lady who does house visits. Anyone is welcome!

So coming from Texas to here... where's the best place to get my assorted wild meats? I've only been here for a few days but I haven't seen anything that looks that great. This pizza is for the birds.

And also... what is this nonsense y'all put on a bagel?

Hi, from sunny Bermuda... where it's currently nap time!

( Cut to Save Mobile, but Still Publicly Viewable )

Man, my hair has gotten crazy long! When did that happen?


(The "tattoos" are drawn on, Phil, promise. I haven't lost my mind. Yet.)

I want to go thrifting on the weekend. Who's in?

[Filtered to Luke]

Can I tell you something weird without it being weird?

posted after school

[DM to Loki]
I made you a cardamom cake at school because I love it and thought you might at least like it. I have home ec, and I thought making it there would save me time, and I could get you a cake before the end of the day.

I dropped it on the way home, and someone on a skateboard ran it over. ☹️

So I bought you a cupcake from the store and left it for you outside your door. Your name is on it, so I hope people honor the label system.
[end]

If last month taught me anything, it's that I can trust my instincts, even if I don't like it. Also, there are a lot of people here looking out for each other.

I hope everyone's okay. If you're not, I know you will be.

This time I'm serious about a trip, because this place can go screw itself and spring break is conveniently timed for that.

Cassie and I were talking about using the magical snow globes last time (told you I'd find mine, Cassie).

Who's in? And where do you want to go? My only preference is somewhere not cold. And with no rain. I feel like that's not too much to ask, right? Cool.

Brotherly love is getting your birthday present chucked at your face and it's a book. Contrary to what Jason says, no. It's not tradition back home to throw things at me today.

Yes, you are forgiven if you fell for his LIES.

[ filtered; Jason Todd ]

LITTLE WING. You didn't have to get me more gifts. Yes, I needed more oil for my gear. But where did you manage to get an escrima stick etched with the Nightwing symbol??

Guess who has two thumbs and got their learners permit?!

hello, i'm new here. i'm still trying to wrap my mind around all of this. i still can't believe this is real and not some kind of dream. i'm not too sure what to do with myself right now. any suggestions?

It is PI DAY! Who is coming with me to find the best piece of cherry pie?

[Private to Luz]
I miss Crowley. It was comforting having a more adultier adult in our apartment.

I set a trap by our door. You and I are fine, and anyone we explicitly invite in, but if we have any unwanted visitors, they will be entangled by vines.

I might be a little over-worried right now.
[end]

Has anyone ever seen the Cherry Blossoms at the botanical gardens? I've been told that they're lovely and very much worth a visit. I'll be monitoring their social media to know exactly when they're actually in bloom, but the dates online start in four days.

[Filtered against the villains]

I want to help. I can help. This is our home and it deserves protecting.

Happy Anniversary to Matt Murdock getting stuck with me. I wouldn't be where I am today without him. And my friends, of course. But he kept me sane for a while there since my friends were LATE. (And Ben and Phil)

And Happy Anniversary to me for being alive (again) for a whole year.