So, I admit it’s been a long time since I celebrated Christmas. I mean, I assume I celebrated Christmas before, since I had kids, but it’s nothing I remember. What I didn’t think was that a) Santa was a real guy and b) that he would bother to get me anything after the likely millennia I’ve been away. Not that I don’t appreciate my old copy of jet ski magazine and a pack of Kablooie, but, I’m not sure how I feel about having these again. But, is it wrong to complain? I wouldn’t have minded an updated copy of the magazine. Or, I don’t know, maybe an actual jet ski?
That’s probably asking too much, right?