SECOND CHANCES NET

[Filtered Away from Tommy and Billy & the kids under 18]

I'm sure you've met the twins in some capacity at this point. I'm sure some of you may have some questions, so I will do my best to...explain the situation.

( vague wandavision spoilers and such and talk of death and sad things )

At the time, a lot was happening, and trying to find a moment to mention it wasn't coming easily.

In any case, since hangover day has come and gone (thanks, mysterious world boss?) -- for those who haven't heard, a certain sorcerer may have asked me to marry him when he got back.

I may have accepted.

Is everyone feeling better?

my apartment is in black and white.

Mother fucker.

I hear tomorrow is Taco THORSday.

I would like to put into motion an official change to Taco Tuesday.

I think we should move to call it "Taco Thorsday".

Mostly because Jeff decided to eat all the stuff to make said tacos plus the take-out I'd brought back with me.

This might also be my attempt at trying to lighten the air because what happened definitely sucks and I don't do well in situations like this so I'm sorry for all the not-great events.

[Filtered against Peter Parker]

Pepper and I are planning a surprise party for Peter's birthday. His actual birthday is on the 10th, but we're having the party on the 13th. You all are invited. It's by the pool.

So what happens to me now?

I guess it doesn't matter, I'll be 18 in two weeks.

Huh.

Anyone know a DESTUHNEE?

I got a message from them and...I guess someone had a good time with them at some point?


[Donna]

Karaoke this weekend. You're coming.

Guys. Important announcement!

That little dive bar, Bring it to Sing It? With the karaoke? It's going out of business! (Probably because literal dive bar but the bar tender is a heavy pour so oops)

I think we should go. See them out in style, you know? Not like an Alexis Rose blowout, but still.

Plans for Saturday night?

I want to go to a baseball game. Just to see what it is like.

Who wants to go? There are games this Thursday through Sunday.

Saturday is Dee's 17th birthday. Seventeen sucks because it's in the middle of two big birthdays so we're going to make it amazing.

Apparently you can rent a private trolley. There's music and lights and you pick your destination. Our destination? A gourmet chocolate tour of San Francisco. I know my kid, ok?

You're all welcome to join us, gifts loved and appreciated but not required.

Also we're attempting to surprise her so if you could all of that very hush hush until Saturday evening, that would be great.

[Peter]
You know what to do, Pete.

[[ooc: pretend this was posted a couple of days ago, Bruce wouldn't have waited till the last minute like, um, me.]]

Speaking from a strictly legal standpoint, no can be condemned for any action they themselves have not perpetrated or have yet to undertake.

Not being passive aggressive, just stating a fact.

So. I'm home. Thanks for not letting Emily break the Multiverse trying to get to me. That would be bad. Apparently it would be even worse if you gave Christine enough time to work on it so let's not do that visit home thing again, yeah?

I feel like I should go thank the government people for being much better multiverse hosts, too.

[Wanda]
You and I need to talk.


I should have added this, my bad, MOM spoilers ahead.

If you happen to come across a baby landshark who answers by the name of Jeff, he doesn't bite! I mean, he does bite but only if provoked. And by provoked I mean dangling food in front of his face. He's never actually bitten anyone, though.

...Okay, not completely true. Just bad guys. Like real bad guys. Terrible super villains. Like Road Rage. Or the Mole King.

Anyway -- if you find Jeff, let me know? I'll come to collect him.

Hi, I'm Kate Bishop and you've been informed.

Everyone be sure and wish Quentin a very happy birthday today!

Quentin

The past few weeks have been a lot for both of us, but I was thinking a small dinner would be nice, if you are up for it. You could invite Julia and anyone else you’d like to be there.

Unless you wanted a larger thing, of course.

[Filtered to all Station Residence.]

Doctor Strange really is the world's greatest showman, isn't he?

Love,
Ned.

[embedded in this post is a YouTube video, and several different angles of street camera footage that shows the Bohemian Rhapsody song along that Stephen mentions here.

Singing. Why does it always have to be singing??

I hate street preachers as much as anyone else but starting a street wide singalong of Bohemian Rhapsody wasn't how I'd planned on dealing with them.

....yes, we did the head banging during the instrumental break.

goddamnit

If anyone needs me, I won't be around for a few days. I need some space.