Daddy...

I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm really, really glad you cant forget things...

I HAVE SO MUCH CANDY.

IVE BEEN TO SO MANY HOUSES!

[Filtered Against Mr. Stede and Mr. Blackbeard]

Is it okay to dress up like a pirate when you know real pirates? Like I know that's not what apropr approrpriashu appropriation means but it feels kind of like it.

But also like, people dress up like my dad and my family and the other heroes and that's okay? I just don't want to hurt any feelings and it isn't too late to change my costume but I can't wear my last year costume because it doesn't fit anymore.

I'm seeing mention of "Halloween" and I assume its celebration is much different now than it used to be? Would anyone care to explain it to me? This... Google can only tell me so much, though it seems to involve dressing up.

Halloween is soon and I'm excited to get candy is 11 too old for trick or treating I'm gonna be so mad if it is

Is anyone really good at making cakes?

Or maybe I could buy one.

Daddy can I buy my new friend a cake?? It is his birthday!

I have seen others post on here wishing some a “happy birthday” recently. Is celebrating your day of birth a common tradition? And hypothetically speaking, if mine were to be on Saturday, what would one do to celebrate?

So, I'm Blackbeard. You've seen me around. But apparently, I'm meant to show you my words too.

There, Stede. I've done it.

I have no idea who this "Tim Fiddlesticks" is, but his coffee drink order is delightful and his fans appear to be rather polite if not enthusiastic when requesting selfies.

I don't care if it makes me sound like a big cry baby, I miss my mom.

I know not what manner of man lives in this odd space, but his armor is beyond bizarre and his magical box won't stop yammering at me!

And his clothes? Zounds, they are a fright in and of themselves. So much of the same colour and most of the same drab, if peculiar cut.

How curious. Do we think our old friends will return? Ms. Smith has made no announcement of departures.

[MOLLY CAN NOT SEE THIS]

The station is stupid. The rain is stupid. And I hate everything.

Oh, the holidays are peculiar, aren't they? I love spending them with my boys and wife, however.

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This is peculiar. I am grateful that I'm not destroyed, of course, but the situation begs many questions. However, first, I must find my family. I am in a cab on the way to a place called The Station.

I am Vision.

I'm gonna go help fight the bad things and none of you grownups can stop me.

Um I didn't mean to but I think maybe I made our front door disappear and I don't know how to make it come back and I'm pretty sure Mom is gonna be mad and don't worry Tommy I made sure the dog can't get out cause that would be even more bad oops.

If we could perhaps have more days like pajamas and popcorn day, I think that would be the best gift this place could offer. Among other things, of course.

I think now that we're eleven we should have more rights!

What kind of rights do eleven year olds get? It should be something cool.

IMPORTENT QUESTION CAN WE CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY NOW????