SECOND CHANCES NET

BILLLLLY

I'm magic too now! I can move things with my brain! COME LOOK!

Wow, and here I was thinking, "a whole ass welcome wagon? In MY afterlife? Damn I really did do something right!" And then I realized that there's no way in hell (hell included) that the afterlife is San Francisco.

I did some preliminary research on the specs of this universe. Interesting timeline! Loving the fact that the general populace doesn't think mutants are terrorists. But I need the hot goss. Who is this universe's costumed power couple? Where are The Real Housewives of Avengers Tower??? Who are we rooting for on this season of The Superpowered Bachelor?!!

Hi. Bobby Drake here. Work name Iceman. I'm funny, charming, hot (but make it ice), and very happy to not be dead.

I owe many thanks to both Tony Starks and Captain Rogers. I regret the things I said and did while under that woman's influence. I'm eternally grateful to those who stepped in to take care of my boys. Thank you.

I think maybe the grownups have a point and you probably shouldn't eat all your Easter candy ar one time.

Or at least the peeps. You shouldn't eat all your peeps at one time.

[Voice Message, unfiltered (sorry, boys)]

[feedback whine] It's Steve. If you... don't know... it's Ma... [long burst of static] ...warehouse... [another long moment of static] ...find him... node 361-a. [sound of Steve breathing quietly] ...knows I'm here... Vision, you have to stop him [garbled static, a sudden burst of sound, not unlike something heavy colliding with concrete, a few more seconds of static, then silence]

Audio Transcript

It's Steve. If you don't know, it's May. Warehouse. Find him. Node 361. A. Knows I'm here. Vision. You have to stop him.


( What Steve Actually Said )

_{[OOC: Steve won't be replying, but feel free to use this space to plot/plan!]}

I'm really itchy and I feel like there's gross things all over me and I don't know if I'm just alergic to the mean flowers or if this is my mean flower gift thing but I don't like it and I hope it goes away soon.

Billy and Tommy's birthday is tomorrow. I hired one of those houses that bounce for tomorrow afternoon. I also have a cake large enough for everyone. Plan on the cake around 7 p.m.

I did NOT volunteer for any of this. I was never meant to have children for a very, very, VERY specific reasons. I am not a fan of them.

At all.

Send carbs.

Daddy...

I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm really, really glad you cant forget things...

I HAVE SO MUCH CANDY.

IVE BEEN TO SO MANY HOUSES!

[Filtered Against Mr. Stede and Mr. Blackbeard]

Is it okay to dress up like a pirate when you know real pirates? Like I know that's not what apropr approrpriashu appropriation means but it feels kind of like it.

But also like, people dress up like my dad and my family and the other heroes and that's okay? I just don't want to hurt any feelings and it isn't too late to change my costume but I can't wear my last year costume because it doesn't fit anymore.

I'm seeing mention of "Halloween" and I assume its celebration is much different now than it used to be? Would anyone care to explain it to me? This... Google can only tell me so much, though it seems to involve dressing up.

Halloween is soon and I'm excited to get candy is 11 too old for trick or treating I'm gonna be so mad if it is

Is anyone really good at making cakes?

Or maybe I could buy one.

Daddy can I buy my new friend a cake?? It is his birthday!

I have seen others post on here wishing some a “happy birthday” recently. Is celebrating your day of birth a common tradition? And hypothetically speaking, if mine were to be on Saturday, what would one do to celebrate?

So, I'm Blackbeard. You've seen me around. But apparently, I'm meant to show you my words too.

There, Stede. I've done it.

I have no idea who this "Tim Fiddlesticks" is, but his coffee drink order is delightful and his fans appear to be rather polite if not enthusiastic when requesting selfies.

I don't care if it makes me sound like a big cry baby, I miss my mom.

I know not what manner of man lives in this odd space, but his armor is beyond bizarre and his magical box won't stop yammering at me!

And his clothes? Zounds, they are a fright in and of themselves. So much of the same colour and most of the same drab, if peculiar cut.

How curious. Do we think our old friends will return? Ms. Smith has made no announcement of departures.