SECOND CHANCES NET

Thanks, I hate it.

Rose AND Hope? And Natasha. Again.

At least the weather is pretty. Weird. But nice.

You guys remember that song Blue? Blue house, blue little window, etc?

Orange.

Good news is, WE aren't orange.

Better news is, Jeff looks adorable in orange. He has a tutu. Screw gender norms.

[imagine an image is attached here, oddly I don't have a photo of a land shark in an orange tutu]

I really need the 14 coworkers with candy at their desks to calm down. I'm going to turn into a Starburst. I've literally had so much sugar my new power is hearing colors. I'm vibrating.

Yes. I know I could just not take candy when I go by their desks. Logic is not requested at this time.

Gonna guess I'm not the only one who spontaneously got a weird fortune cookie?

Post your favorites here!

I'll start...

"The cooler you think you are the dumber you look."

Love that call out. Yikes.

Oh for fuck sake.

Anyone up for punching things? You don't actually have to like, let me punch you. I'm not a douche.

I have to admit, I haven't been mistaken for a celebrity that much since I was an actual celebrity. Hasn't happened in a couple of days now so I have to assume it's a This Place thing, but I'm gonna miss those perks.

I have Diana's voice being logical in my head telling me it isn't.

But honestly, is it me?? What the hell.

[Friends]
So I'm just going to glue you guys to the ground, hope that's cool, thanks.

Hi? Hello. This is Cassie. I was told some of you know me? I don't remember this place, sorry, but I like friends!

Happy Easter! To those who don't celebrate, Happy Sunday! Either way, I hope you all have a fabulous day.

I'm too much like my grandmother.

When I'm said, or I know others are sad, I just think about what food I could use to cheer them up.

[Albus]

...That being said, Milkshakes?

I cut myself turning jacinth into powder. It's been ten minutes and I have no mark. The wound is simply gone.

While I'd like to take credit, my healing abilities have never been this developed.

My editor offered me an assignment in LA and I can't make myself turn that down. Sometimes you just need a good mini road trip to clear your head.

Cassie, would you be up for landshark sitting duty or should I try to bribe my new roomies?

Hello, my name is Leia Organa-Solo, I have only been here for a few days now.

And this is why you don't get attached

I know I'm supposed to say things like I'm grateful for a second chance and all, but I'm kind of over it to be honest.

Thanks whoever took care of Jeff while I was gone. He's pretty cute when he wags his tail when he's happy you're back. Mostly because I never pictured a shark wagging its tail but here we are.

Is it safe to assume someone's taking care of Void?

I feel like I should be used to this but having everyone gasp and ask "oh my gosh, how?!" when I go somewhere is going to get old fast.

Top that off with I now live alone and I've got a little shark at home who is likely eating the entire apartment, and I'm ready to get back any time now.

In honor of National Thesaurus Day, what is your favorite word? Mine is alacrity.

( Cat Void pic )

And I've been trying to think where I want to go with this snowglobe. I mean I could go home back to New York for a bit, see how it's changed.

Hi, everybody. I had a lengthy conversation with Ms. Smith so I understand the Avengers both helped and fucked up the universe, which, you know, is pretty on par for my cousin and his friends.

You know how your foster mom's best friend who is also your best friend's adopted dad is super rich and also a vigilante superhero and has an epic car filled with all the goodies and it's insanely fast and also has some upgrades that allow for chasing the bad guys safely and with weaponry? And you know how sometimes, a key to that car just shows up here in San Francisco? And then you find it down in the parking garage?

No? Just me? Okay that's fair.

I just need to know if anyone else found themselves to be the owner of a new car now sitting in the garage.

Pepper? I love you. But I won't need to borrow your car the next time I need to battle the masses for shopping sales.