SECOND CHANCES NET

I really appreciate the concern.

I'm fine.

The squirrels are sad. Please offer them cashews or hazelnuts if you have any.

They would appreciate it.


[Pepper, May & Bruce]

Would... it be too cowardly if I ask to hand out with Miss Pepper and the girls? I just... don't want to be in the building for a few days.

I don't know why this needs to be said at all in this day in age.... but DO NOT touch anyone without their express consent. Is that really a hard concept?

I had a middle school kid grab my tail and pull it while I was working today! WHO DOES THAT?!

He was "curious" and "thought it was fake". AS IF YOU COULD BUY A TAIL AS FABULOUS AS MINE.


ugh.

Hey so, I'm usually like, person number one to support the Multiverse and the varying versions and like, Peter 2 and Peter 3 are awesome don't get me wrong.

But I'm very much not okay right now and if you guys could maybe watch your back around the new guy just in case the Multiverse is not exactly on Peter Parker's side right now, that would be swell and I'd super duper appreciate it and I'm going to go look menacing on a building somewhere for a bit but like, if anyone ACTUALLY needs me, please say so thanks.

I CANT UNDERSTAND TIPPY!!!!! Or biscuit. Or Evan.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Well.

At least my family is nice?

This is weirdly uncomfortable. I know I've seen shows where people get amnesia. I'm not a fan.

Hi, I'm Peter, I guess. I apparently know some of you.

Still wrapping my head around it all, I can't quite believe tomorrow is my wedding day.

I know some of you are dealing with tough losses. We'd love to have you there with us but we do understand if you're unable to make it.

The rest of you, be prepared for some of the best cake of your life. And no, I didn't make it nor did I let my soon-to-be wife.

Oh look! The bakery is having a sale on spooky donuts... don't mind if I do.



Don't worry, I only bought like two dozen.

Have a mentioned I really like donuts?

I had my final fitting for my wedding dress today. I can't wait for Bruce to see it. I never thought I'd get married again, but I know Ben is happy for me. I feel him when I look at Peter. Oh, look at me getting sappy on the network. How is everyone's weekend?

Hargreeves Birthday! Hargreeves Birthday! Hargreeves Birthday!

Also, I got kicked out of my first study group, and I can't decide what I blame more: my fortune cookie or the jerk who had terrible opinions on immigrant issues. I couldn't just let it slide, so now I have to find a new one. Totally worth it. The new one will be loads better.

Castro Street Fair is today, and I need street fair food. Who's going with me?

It is officially October 1 so you'll find me drinking apple cider, listening to Monster Mash, and decorating the apartment.

[Filtered to 18+ ONLY]

SO. Folsom Street Fair (NSFW kinda - leather/kink references) is this weekend to wrap up San Francisco's leather week. Who wants to come exploring with me?

So ... They really don't like being told that their multiverse theory is wrong... I think they might be angry with me.

Anyway, who is the local neighborhood spider in these parts?

❤️Mayday

Preview from Prom last night. Can't believe it was my last high school dance!

I'm glad I had a handsome and sophisticated college date.

( [Cut for Picture] )

Next up, Graduation.

QUUUUUUUUICK QUESTION:

Is it considered stalking if you wind up going to the same college as your boyfriend if said school also happens to be ranked third INTERNATIONALLY for biomedical engineering and research? Asking for a friend.

And not because I'M HOLDING A FREAKING ACCEPTANCE LETTER OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

I just got my whole physics class to play The Floor is Lava!

Fortunately, the prof was more amused than anything, but I have to write a short paper about what would happen to San Francisco if it was consumed by magma to make up for the interruption.

Dr. B and Mama May,

I got a hammock from cost mart.

Gonna sleep on the roof... I don't... I don't trust the ground.

See you in the morning for breakfast.

❤️❤️❤️ Dee

I'm not one to rain on anyone's love parade but uhm... are we sure we all want to be in the same place on Valentines day?

Do we not remember the cupid fiasco of '24? I almost killed Peter mid-date over a french fry.

So much for my 30 day school work buffer.

[Filtered Away from Lila]

Who here can play an instrument and sing Beatles songs? I need your services for the length of a song on Valentine's Day, and I can pay some.

I was going to ask at the end of January, but I got stuck being a cartoon ghost. Like you do.

[Black and white 50s comedy]



PEANUT M&Ms DONT EXIST YET!!!!!!


WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT WHEN I AM STRESSED OUT?!

Oh.

So. What happens now? If we're returned, as I assume we will be, will the apartment simply be empty? I suppose I'll know more when I get there, but still.

This happens often, then? This is twice just since I've been in this...world? Wherever it is that we are now.