SECOND CHANCES NET

Um. Giant bunny alert? It handed me a carrot and bounced away.

I'm very disconcerted, but at least I'll have a better chance to have good eyesight?

Pie! This is the best day ever.

It looks like I've lost most of my powers. What do the kids say? Thanks I hate it?

My editor offered me an assignment in LA and I can't make myself turn that down. Sometimes you just need a good mini road trip to clear your head.

Cassie, would you be up for landshark sitting duty or should I try to bribe my new roomies?

The teenager working the strength booth wanted to say I cheated turning into She-Hulk, but I argued that she and I are the same and walked away with this.

It is my mommys birthday today! Peter and I made her breakfast and Daddy made the apartment look very fun and she was very surprised I know.

Happy birthday Mommy I love you lots!

[Morgan's internet activity is being watched by Peter]

Cloak is still functional, if really damp. I've made it to shore, if anyone can access their devices and needs help, please let me know. Locating spells aren't my strength but I'm working on it.

I've got Billy, the rest of you check in. Tommy, your mom will literally kill me if anything happens to you, where are you, bud?

[PIRATE GROUP- Tommy, Billy, Claire, Tony, Chase, Stephen, Kitty, Five, Kara]


Yes. It's 10:30.

Yes. I'm drunjk.

I AM JACK FUCKIN SPARROW AND PEOPLE KEEP GIVING ME DRINKS SO FUCK IT.

Not like it fucking matters

The great Sorcerers of days past would be pleased to know the Cloak of Levitation still somehow works as a part of pirate gear.

Who all is here? I haven't seen Christine or the girls, so I have to assume they're home. Well. When in Rome. Who wants to meet for rum or...grog? What even is grog?

I don't stress bake, but today I made a double batch of banana nut muffins because I was in the mood to bake. If anyone would like some let me know and I'll drop you some off or you can come pick them up. Your choice.

ETA: There's 1 bag of muffins left. Thanks to everyone who claimed the others!

Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope we have a great new year.

The Roadhouse will be closed for a couple of days. Maybe long

We could use some help, too, if anyone’s looking.

I guess I was missing CatCo too much. But I am not Cat Grant, I don't know how to run it.

My birthday is the 19th. I'm going to be 18. It is odd that 18 means so much here when 17 is the big number at home.

[Kara]

If you want me to move out, I understand.

Good afternoon, everyone! I wanted to announce that David, Alexis, and I are throwing a Halloween party on the roof on October 29th. All ages are invited. Costumes, food, drinks, games, you name it. Hopefully no surprises like last year.

Happy birthday to the BILLIONS of Hargreeves living here! (Sorry for stealing one of them for my own...*)

(*I'm not actually sorry!)

It's National Guacamole Day. New goal is to have it with literally every meal today. Short of road tripping to Mexico, I will still find a way to make this happen.

Boys, I made breakfast burritos, help yourselves.

Alright, someone explained to me what a Care Bear is, but I have to ask.....why do children enjoy these things? They're a bit dodgy.

Son of a bitch! Shit... Fu**! I need some help. Sammy is hurt, and so is Kitty. If we were back home, I could just gank the sob, but I'm not sure our usual methods would work here. We're on the 4th floor.

Christine was hurt. America was hurt. Emily is okay, except the huge guilt complex. The last three counterspells I tried did nothing to contain this thing and one only stunned it for a second. I feel like I'm no closer to banishing it entirely and half my texts are in a location I can't even get to.

I'm exhausted and this is the fucking worst

I'm not even sure how to tell you all to stay safe anymore. Even being in groups doesn't seem to be helping.

[ETA]
Apparently animals and sentient magical artifacts can get in and out of the building. Cloak has been taking Emma for walks. I'm voluntelling him to walk the other dogs in the building as well, if any of the residents here need that.