SECOND CHANCES NET

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT BEAT SABER YET

Bye. Everyone is losing me to an entire weekend of this. #SorryNotSorry #CalledOutSick #WorstRoleModel


[ DONNA ]
Best friend a guy could have when they're not named Wally West, for the record. With the good advice and stuff.

So coming from Texas to here... where's the best place to get my assorted wild meats? I've only been here for a few days but I haven't seen anything that looks that great. This pizza is for the birds.

And also... what is this nonsense y'all put on a bagel?

There's this guy on YouTube who does these food challenges like eat this giant tray of mac and cheese in 30 minutes and you get a free t-shirt and the meal is free. And really, who needs college? I'll just go find a curly fries eating challenge and live off that.