SECOND CHANCES NET

Either I've just discovered my own bioluminescence or I've done something wrong...

Don't get me wrong: I appreciate pumpkin, spice, and lattes as much as the next person, but that's not really a product we're carrying. There's a Starbucks just across the way, so you can get your fix while shopping, though.

I AM THE KING OF MINI GOLF. WHO WANTS TO PLAY?

I assume we don't go on quests for school breaks here, so what do we do with our summer holidays? The idea of sitting around the house for two months seems a bit dull. Or a lot dull, let's be honest here.

I was considering maybe a class? Not an academic sort, though I could still use some catch up in a few subjects, but maybe something fun. Art? Or dance, perhaps.

Class got cancelled for this afternoon.


So I guess it's a much deserved break day for me to watch Galactic Wars and eat pizza.

Two Questions:

1. Who goes to the local high school because I'm starting there in the morning and IT'S GOING TO GO HORRIBLY I'd like to know at least ONE person there. Who isn't a teacher.

2. Does anyone know where I can buy bubble wrap in bulk?

Um I didn't mean to but I think maybe I made our front door disappear and I don't know how to make it come back and I'm pretty sure Mom is gonna be mad and don't worry Tommy I made sure the dog can't get out cause that would be even more bad oops.

[50's black and white]

1. My neighbor doesn't know the difference between Tagalog and Russian.

2. Never answer to Comrade, even if you think they are joking.

3. I may, or may not, be being followed by a Fed in a suit who is not being as inconspicuous as they think they are.


I don't do well in questioning...

.... So

I came home from work and I guess I uh... live by myself now?

That's totally cool and not super lonely at all.

Dr Strange & Ms. Christine,

Can I have a few days off? I want to go see the Northern Lights. And there is a meteor shower that should be seen in it TOMORROW NIGHT.

Uh?

Peter? Betty? Mr. Stark?

Sunday is International Pizza and Beer Day or maybe it's Beer and Pizza. Whatever.

Impromptu pizza party on the roof that day? Root beer for the kiddos.

Bonus points if one of you magical types want to like portal or teleport or whatever to New York and get us some real pizza.

Recently touched a red flower and I shot fire from my hands. To reiterate, I shot.. FIRE.. from my hands. Definitely not a vamp ability. I'm guessing this is part of that game.

Dr. Strange & Dr. Palmer

I am so sorry

I promise I am on my way in right now

I have no idea how I lost track of time

I'm so sorry

Please don't fire me!

My best friend's birthday was the other day, but his surprise super awesome party was today and I just want to mention that I love him like another brother, and his family is my family. And there is not a single person I would rather have at my side for the last... idk... 8 years?

Either way, Peter is a pretty great side kick.

At the time, a lot was happening, and trying to find a moment to mention it wasn't coming easily.

In any case, since hangover day has come and gone (thanks, mysterious world boss?) -- for those who haven't heard, a certain sorcerer may have asked me to marry him when he got back.

I may have accepted.

After months of planning, stocking, and admittedly studying the finer points of business management, The Mystic Hearts (thank you again, Mr. Hargreeves) is ready to open.

We'll be holding a Grand Opening Weekend next Saturday and Sunday, the 25th and 26th. There will be some door prizes, mystery grab bags, and everyone at The Station gets 30% off of their first purchase.

Most of you know I don't own up to my weaknesses easily. But I will admit to being a little anxious.

....Hypothetically speaking...


If someone used magic to say take himself and his best friend to get pizza from this shop in their old neighborhood in New York (and also bring back Cannolis) .... and then after lunch... maybe they were having trouble opening the portal to get back...


And now they are definitely in Queens and not San Francisco.

What should we they be doing?

On a Scale of 1 - 10, how bad is going to prom by yourself?

So, the best thing about needing an ADA compliant device is that I had time to have my freak out about this situation in the privacy of the welcoming committee's office, instead of at you fine people.

Hi, I'm Matt. I've been told it says that next to whatever picture they said they took of me, but I don't know how the screen reader is going to do on a message board. I realize this is more of a me problem than you problem, but I wanted to throw it out there.

I am/was (what's the right tense here?) a lawyer, mainly based out of Hell's Kitchen, but things are a little up in the air about how that's going to work. Right now, I can't offer professional counsel, but if anyone needs non-binding legal advice, feel free to hit me up. I'm on the third floor.