So, the best thing about needing an ADA compliant device is that I had time to have my freak out about this situation in the privacy of the welcoming committee's office, instead of at you fine people.
Hi, I'm Matt. I've been told it says that next to whatever picture they said they took of me, but I don't know how the screen reader is going to do on a message board. I realize this is more of a me problem than you problem, but I wanted to throw it out there.
I am/was (what's the right tense here?) a lawyer, mainly based out of Hell's Kitchen, but things are a little up in the air about how that's going to work. Right now, I can't offer professional counsel, but if anyone needs non-binding legal advice, feel free to hit me up. I'm on the third floor.