SECOND CHANCES NET

Don't get me wrong: I appreciate pumpkin, spice, and lattes as much as the next person, but that's not really a product we're carrying. There's a Starbucks just across the way, so you can get your fix while shopping, though.

So, of all of the things that have happened to me, this has to top the list.

Michael? I see we're roommates.

I need to find some place to get some good tequila to make sure all of this is real.

If anyone is curious and is need of proof, I may or may not have a picture of my husband partaking in some ice cream and actual fun this past weekend.

I considered marking the occasion with a post in the local newspaper or a billboard, but I hung them on the fridge instead.

Hey, gang! I'm having a birthday on Sunday. Who's up for some low-key grilling on the roof? I can put together a spread, but if you wanna bring stuff, feel free! Bonus points if you find purple food to bring. 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 💜💜💜💜

I think it's only fair that I offer to keep an eye on anyone, anything, or any place if you're looking to sneak away to Hawaii for a few days. Keeping my husband in line is a full-time job, so I may employ anyone I get in my care to assist me if that's alright.

I've brought down entire armies for less than dragging me to another dimension against my will.

I would suggest someone find a way to return me or there will be literal hell to pay.

I went to let myself into the shop this morning I was stuck to the door for nearly an hour.

Mr. Parker, I'm not sure how, but I feel like this is somehow your fault.

One month.

Technically less than a month, but who's really counting, right?

Actually, I am because, without said countdown schedule, I'm pretty sure I'd forget what day it is given how things happen around here.

Is everyone all right? What are these things?

[plot: Goodbye My Little Pony and hello Transformers! Aliens are descending to attack our perfect cartoon universe and it's up to you and your characters to stop them. Or just hide from the invasion, really anything goes. Powers are useful, hand to hand combat works just as well.]

Dr Strange & Ms. Christine,

Can I have a few days off? I want to go see the Northern Lights. And there is a meteor shower that should be seen in it TOMORROW NIGHT.

Hello, mewling quim all.

Your Miss Smith is not easily intimidated. Even I have to admit, I'm a little impressed.

It says something about wedding planning and planning events in general when it takes an unexpected snowfall to actually catch your attention and make you stop for five minutes.

So we've set a date, the venue took some bickering but that's set now, and we have an appointment to taste test with a caterer. That's it, right? We're done?

I'm not saying I picked up one of those wedding magazines but I definitely did.

[Tony 2]
How slim are the odds that you've gotten ordained since arriving here?

[Danvers]
So I might possibly have a very important favor to ask you.

Leave an egg in the mailbox or hang toilet paper on the front door, but I think I'm taking a break from Halloween this year. Between the catastrophe this morning and at least three people bringing me (really bad) replicas of the killer car as a "gift", I am already over today.

I might have gone a little overboard with the number of paranormal shows I watched while recovering, but I'm over it now. Not entirely


[Stephen]
I made reservations at Alchemy for Wednesday. I thought we deserved a night out and we can start on some of those wedding things since that's a thing people do.

Listen, I will take magical cuddling bears, being late all day, and days of friendly exchanges and gestures over the other thing any day.

Should we worry about anything left behind by our visitor? Physically-speaking. Residual magic or energies?

...And I would ask why I even know these things but then I just look at my fiance and it all makes sense.

I have extra food in my apartment if anyone is hungry.

[Filter: Christine, America]

How are you two feeling?

[Filter: Emily]

How are you doing, sweetheart?

At the time, a lot was happening, and trying to find a moment to mention it wasn't coming easily.

In any case, since hangover day has come and gone (thanks, mysterious world boss?) -- for those who haven't heard, a certain sorcerer may have asked me to marry him when he got back.

I may have accepted.

Is everyone feeling better?

Mother fucker.