I remember a Barbershop run by an old friend. One I hadn't returned the favor to.

I remember Dave Brubeck's "Take Five" and I'm pretty sure that I see the notes in vivid colors.

I remember the taste, the residue of old grease, and the purest satisfaction of a chop cheese from Hajji's bodega.

But for the life of me? I can't remember who I am, or how the hell I ended up in San Francisco.

Probably might help if I can remember where my wallet is tho.

Today, two of the best people in this world got married. I'm honored to be a part of the day, and even more honored to call them both family.

To May and Bruce, now and forever. Cheers. 🥂

I had my final fitting for my wedding dress today. I can't wait for Bruce to see it. I never thought I'd get married again, but I know Ben is happy for me. I feel him when I look at Peter. Oh, look at me getting sappy on the network. How is everyone's weekend?

I need to get in the gym more often. Don't want to let myself go.

I had the perfect outfit to wear in honor of our guests. I was going to wait for Halloween, but...

( ...peek under here. )

So ... They really don't like being told that their multiverse theory is wrong... I think they might be angry with me.

Anyway, who is the local neighborhood spider in these parts?

❤️Mayday

I managed to get through the week without being mistaken for anyone. Hopefully it is over or nearly over.

[FILTER: Pepper Potts-Stark, Tony Stark I, Bruce Banner]

I think it is time to seriously plan our trip to Hawaii. First week in July? I'm too excited to wait any longer!

I was going to talk about organizing an easter egg hunt for all the station kids... but I think the Big Man in Charge has it covered. So, we get this holiday off, I guess?

Works for me.

( [Filtered Away from Molly Hayes] )

Morgan is loving the bubbles, but I'm tired of side-stepping them. One engulfed me while I was working on my laptop on the sofa!

[Posted yesterday]

If anyone sees my wife in her beautiful birthday crown and sash around the apartments, make sure you bow! We are all peasants before a merciful and beautiful queen.

And I, for one, know just how lucky I am to be in her presence day in and day out.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS 21+]

Fury can bring people back to life, but let my husband, who saved the fucking world, stay dead. He had a daughter.

[Friends is really anyone she has talked to - very flexible with this!]

IMPORTENT QUESTION CAN WE CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY NOW????

Greetings from Finland! I miss my children, but a romantic getaway with my husband was long overdue.

CODE

Hello, mewling quim all.

Your Miss Smith is not easily intimidated. Even I have to admit, I'm a little impressed.

Don't be alarmed about the chickens and the llama's.

( This is Eugenia, she's Morgan's favorite. )

I might think she's pretty cool.

Mommy does not know me! Aunt May does not know me!

[network use monitored by Peter Parker]

Looks like odd things happening at my Halloween party is going to be an annual thing. Is everyone alright?

It occurs to me I like extravagant things.

[OCTOBER 8-9: National Frugal Day - this weekend, our residents are compelled to live as frugally as possible.]

I dont want mommy to go live in the sky like daddy did.

[monitored by Aunt May]