SECOND CHANCES NET

Thank you, everybody. That was honestly the best birthday I've ever had. I can't wait to spend all these gift cards and use my gifts! You're all amazing. Thank you so much for coming, I really did feel like a princess.

[Clint, Yelena, and Pepper]
And I mean that. Honestly, the very best birthday. Thank you so much.

So it's not like a super big deal or anything but my sixteenth birthday is next month. I don't know what I should do for it? Other than take my driver's test, I mean, that one's obvious.

I'm calling for a Hargreeves family meeting that is actually a cuddle puddle disguised as a meeting. I'm ordering Thai.

Clint, Lila, Dylan, this includes you.

I feel bad, most people are having these really horrible trauma filled dreams. I'm just over here with this recurring dream where I'm missing my shots and hitting everyone in the butt.

So...sorry, friends and loved ones, if you feel something, dream me got you!

So ... They really don't like being told that their multiverse theory is wrong... I think they might be angry with me.

Anyway, who is the local neighborhood spider in these parts?

❤️Mayday

BARTON. (Stupid Male Barton, not 'my best niece' Barton.) We need to have words.

[ filtered; Alexis Rose, Matt Murdock, and Phil Coulson ]

You three, too, but his reaction at being singled out is a lot more fun.

[ text messages; Matt Murdock ]

- saving space -
» Whatcha doin?

Dunno which one it is, but if playground rules apply, I got dibs on whatever animal is purple.

At this point, you just gotta roll with it, y'know?

I can't keep the news in any longer. Bruce and I are getting married!

[FILTER: Peter Parker, Doreen Green, Ned Leeds, Lyra Banner]

I love you all so much. Our family means everything to me.

I promised my therapist that I would try to be completely normal about this—publicly, at least. In my room, there as a lot of jumping on my bed, which I feel like is a reasonable reaction, because...

While I was totally willing to wait another year, I got off the waitlist for Stanford.

I'm starting the Fall semester as a sophomore as an Applied and Engineering Physics major.

_(eeeeee!)

Emily and I finalized my dress for my party! Its perfect and amazing and pretty.

Hey, gang! I'm having a birthday on Sunday. Who's up for some low-key grilling on the roof? I can put together a spread, but if you wanna bring stuff, feel free! Bonus points if you find purple food to bring. 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 🍆 🍇 💜💜💜💜

Hi? Hello. This is Cassie. I was told some of you know me? I don't remember this place, sorry, but I like friends!

Neither of us are okay. Neither of us are going to be okay for a while.

Cool. I had like one friend. And now I don't. So that's going for me.


I'll be in my room. Don't need me.

Well, add my parents to the list of people who aren't themselves.

OK I Know the idea got tossed around not long ago of having a family dinner. We really should do that soon.

[MOLLY CAN NOT SEE THIS]

The station is stupid. The rain is stupid. And I hate everything.

I just got my whole physics class to play The Floor is Lava!

Fortunately, the prof was more amused than anything, but I have to write a short paper about what would happen to San Francisco if it was consumed by magma to make up for the interruption.

Well this is.. unusual. I can feel the warmth of the sun and not be burned. It was interesting seeing a sunrise again. Hadn't seen one of those in 500 years and it was quite beautiful.

Unfortunately, I don't feel as fast or strong as I once was. My senses of sight and hearing seem dulled compared to a few nights ago. I think.. I think that I'm no longer a vampire.

Oh shit I'm sorry I'm sorry I uh Clint Klaus Ben and the Luckys and the kitty but they can't read shit I think I maybe possibly put a hole in the wall but I don't know HOW I put a hole in the wall because that's so not something I could do before this morning but now I apparently can do that and I didn't mean to total accident aw crap.

SORRY MOLLY DOLLAR IN THE SWEAR JAR LATER I gotta figure out the hole thing first HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS????