SECOND CHANCES NET

Fuuuuuuuck fuck fuck


Ok


I know what I saw didn't happen

Or well

It did happen but not here

I just---


If all my parents could like... Check in, that would be cool. Thanks.

Hey there, I'm new,
this came out of the blue.

Eliot is my name
and it's a real shame

we're meeting this way
when each word that I say

comes out in rhyme.
Might become a mime.

One of the most stressful things on TV is watching a baker's buttercream or mousse split, and there's no saving it. This is supposed to be downtime, and relaxing, but I'm tense watching a baking show.

Before you say anything, Yelena, I know I'm boring. It's fine. I'm embracing it. 😉🖤

At least I don't watch things like this and think I could do it. I'll leave the baking to the professionals.

[Private to James Rogers and Rapunzel]

Can I take you to dinner? Anywhere you'd like to go.

There's nothing wrong. I'd just like to spend time with you both.
[end]

[Private to Bucky Barnes]

Do you want to go to the drive-in this weekend?

Rooftop yoga, this Thursday at 7am!

Bobby totally gets the credit for the idea, but I found this lady who does house visits. Anyone is welcome!

Quick question...


If a poptarts is a ravioli and a hot dog is a taco.... does that make corn dogs a type of beef Wellington?


[Dick]

Glad you didn't die last month. For the record.

Wow, and here I was thinking, "a whole ass welcome wagon? In MY afterlife? Damn I really did do something right!" And then I realized that there's no way in hell (hell included) that the afterlife is San Francisco.

I did some preliminary research on the specs of this universe. Interesting timeline! Loving the fact that the general populace doesn't think mutants are terrorists. But I need the hot goss. Who is this universe's costumed power couple? Where are The Real Housewives of Avengers Tower??? Who are we rooting for on this season of The Superpowered Bachelor?!!

Hi. Bobby Drake here. Work name Iceman. I'm funny, charming, hot (but make it ice), and very happy to not be dead.

How much trouble can high schoolers get into on spring break, do you think?

[ filtered; Matt Murdock, Phil Coulson, Alexis Rose ]

Yours kids are all fine. They even have a full fledged adult with them. I'm about 15 minutes away by foot if something comes up. Does anyone want souvenirs?

[ filtered; Matt Murdock ]

Use your time wisely, Matthew.

Anyone got any fun plans for the weekend? Knocking on wood that nothing weird happens.

[Una]

Any plans to celebrate first contact day?

[Voice Message, unfiltered (sorry, boys)]

[feedback whine] It's Steve. If you... don't know... it's Ma... [long burst of static] ...warehouse... [another long moment of static] ...find him... node 361-a. [sound of Steve breathing quietly] ...knows I'm here... Vision, you have to stop him [garbled static, a sudden burst of sound, not unlike something heavy colliding with concrete, a few more seconds of static, then silence]

Audio Transcript

It's Steve. If you don't know, it's May. Warehouse. Find him. Node 361. A. Knows I'm here. Vision. You have to stop him.


( What Steve Actually Said )

_{[OOC: Steve won't be replying, but feel free to use this space to plot/plan!]}

Is it too early to assume things have finally calmed down?

Cereal. Is it actually soup?

Discuss.

~ fuck Screw ~ Marry ~ Kill ~

no notes.

go!

Based on what the government officials say, which I don't fully believe because I have authority issues, this isn't a mass hallucination, I am a copy of myself, and everyone here could potentially use some therapy.

Hi. I'm a therapist. You can call me Harley.

[Filtered for 18+ Station Residents]

....Does anyone else need to let off steam? Realizing some of us have already been doing this, but there are days when I feel the need to hit something hard.

Guess what I'm saying is, who wants to start a fight club? There would be rules. No powers. Matches have to be even, etc.

I'm not here to see anyone get seriously hurt, but there are definitely days I could use something like this and I'm thinking I'm not alone clearly.

[Update - Filtered for only those who have agreed to join]

First meet-up this Friday. 11pm on the roof until we find a better venue. If you're interested, be there. Rules are listed below.

1. No super-powers. No weapons. This means blasting, firebombs, magic, etc. This is a physical fight. Try to keep it fair.

2. Fighters will be evenly matched. We don't need anyone getting too hurt up there.

3. Matches are over when the ref calls it. End of story. Don't argue. There's a reason it's done when it's done.

4. Anyone injured has to agree that they will immediately agree to be checked up on by one of our volunteers before settling down. We just wanna keep you alive.

5. Broken limbs, lost teeth, or any major injuries will result in an immediate end to the match and a trip to the local hospital. Or, at least, a visit to one of healers until you're all better.

That's it, I think.

Well it seens I've found a spot of trouble
I truly hope nothing makes it double
My brownies still taste fine
But I can only say a rhyme line

[Matt]

I might need help please
I might beg you on my knees.

San Francisco! I love San Francisco. Been a favourite of mine ever since Joe and I had a good chat about bridge designs.

Hello! I'm The Doctor.

Respectfully, the government agents could really use some lessons in presenting dossiers. Not a single one of them turned slowly in a chair or sat in shadows waiting for me to enter. Nick Fury would never be so undramatic.

Anyway.

Hi. I'm Kamala. I'm 16. I can't drive, but I'm working on it! NOT CURRENTLY! I'm the passenger and am absolutely not texting and driving. How irresponsible would that be?

That's it. I am teaching everyone a second language if they do not already know one.

Take your pick.

So, rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. I'm sorry. I probably shouldn't joke, but... do you expect me not to? Anyhow, I see a lot of familiar faces... I would very much like to catch up. Feel free to say hi to anyone who doesn't know Tony Stark already. I don't bite...much.

You know the phrase "everything's coming up roses"?

What they fail to include is the fall hazard that comes with said roses.

Fortunately, my co-counsel made it out of the conference room before all this started. Miriam says they're lovely, but I look like I'm trying to reenact the castle sequence from Sleeping Beauty. From the Prince's perspective. She managed to chuck a first aid kit, at least.

It's going to be a long night.