SECOND CHANCES NET

I feel like I need to step up my local restaurant game. Both for dine-out and delivery. So hit me with your favorite spots. Bonus if they're hole in the wall.

[Filter to Matt Murdock & Luke Patterson]

So, Matt, should we make our love official somehow? Am I the house husband? Is 'love you' the required 'I'm safe and not in trouble' sign off for all texts now?

First World Problems: How do you pick between 2 jobs when they both sound really awesome, and you really could take both of them and not over extend yourself?

I thought I was generally good at going with the flow, but this place decided to surprise me on just getting into a groove with it. Maybe it's the location Or the rain Or both It's certainly different being on the staying put side of the mysteriously leaving scenario. Plus the odd occurrences not being whatever villain of the week decided the show up. But it's good. This place is good. And I managed to get a used motorcycle to fix up. Maybe not the best way to spend some of the last of that 'welcome to the world' paycheck, but hey, it's all good.

[May and Peter Parker]

I owe you two a talk. I'd say I'm normally not over a month late on this sort of thing, but that'd be a lie. So, us and a talk. My place? I can cook up some dinner some night. As long as you're ok with burgers or grilled cheese or pancakes. I'd say you can bring along any of the extended family that you like, but this might be an over 16 talk.

[Pepper Potts-Stark]

Thanks for the tour of the place and giving me time to think. Possibly too much time to think. It might have turned into overthinking. Which isn't that surprising with me really. I'm not sure if there is actually a step before overthinking- and that is not the point. It's probably if I don't take a job in the lab right now. But other job openings, I'd be good. As long as I'm not setting up people schedules as I would likely put a bunch of meetings on Feb 29 without checking if it was a leap year or not. If there's anything available.

[Filtered away from Ben Hargreeves]

Look, we all know I like to indulge in a bit of hyperbole, but things are kind of dire in the Barton-Hargreeves apartment at the moment.

Has anyone seen Ben's homework planner, by any chance? He's kind of losing i

[Hargreeves and Adjacent]

No, but really, I'm kind of worried about him. He hasn't hit the rest of the apartment with the fervor he got his room with, but it might be a matter of time. Place looks like a disaster area that's been trashed twice.

You know how you keep waiting to introduce yourself on a social media club and you keep putting it off and putting it off and putting it off and then surprise, people's powers are apparently swapping, which makes it awkward to say hi because you don't have your own powers and you assume that the middle of your forehead headache is just from eye strain because everything has been fuzzy and you keep wondering how awkward it would be to just do a general call for 'hey anyone have glasses I can borrow?' but that's not really why you've been having those headaches?

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That said, how long do these things last as I could use some glasses in the meantime.

Other than that...

Hi. I'm new-ish. You can call me Ben R considering previous resident Bens. I'm still getting used to the... very kumbahyah hugs and friendly atmosphere as my universe is just a lot of worst assumptions and punch first and ask questions later, but.... if the designation of 616 rings any bells, raise your hands.

Also, uh, just... sleep help would be good. Or sleep help where you... stay in your body would be... really really good... I've had enough out of body experiences that I really really really don't need more.

Who around here has sound powers?

Follow up question:

Anybody got access to a soundproof room?

Added commentary to my housemates:

Sorry about the state of the bathroom. I didn't have my aids in and was humming and then the sink exploded. I'll arrange for repairs after I figure out how to not blow up anything else.

For now, I've got duct tape on my mouth.

I guess one of the good things about not being a super soldier for the time being is that I don't have to eat 3,000 calories per meal to feel functional anymore.

Well, that's one way to get me out of my Potions brewing spiral. Does anyone happen to have my willow wand and my red hair?

I'm Lily Evans, if we haven't met yet. Normally a witch. I know there's another Lily knocking around, so feel free to call me Evs or Evans, if that helps you.

[FILTER: HARRY]

How are you, sweetheart?

[FILTER: LILY LUNA]

Hi there, I hear we just might be related.

I went to let myself into the shop this morning I was stuck to the door for nearly an hour.

Mr. Parker, I'm not sure how, but I feel like this is somehow your fault.

I can't find my wand or do even the most basic wandless magic.

What is happening now?

The teenager working the strength booth wanted to say I cheated turning into She-Hulk, but I argued that she and I are the same and walked away with this.

Got a bunch of tokens to burn and hankering for playing rigged games until I get banned from the gaming area 'cause I know all the angles. Who wants absurdly oversized prizes while I can still clean up?

Hello, lovely people! Pepper and I are taking Morgan and Lyra to the carnival on Saturday if anyone else wants to join us.

So, it's a long weekend. Does anyone wanna get out of town for a day? Don't really care where, just renting a car and going on a road trip sounds relaxing.

I need a break

It is my mommys birthday today! Peter and I made her breakfast and Daddy made the apartment look very fun and she was very surprised I know.

Happy birthday Mommy I love you lots!

[Morgan's internet activity is being watched by Peter]

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