If you got a fortune cookie that read "You will be traveling and come into a fortune."
And then you ended up in the scene of a robbery
And someone tried to carjack you as a getaway car
But then they panicked
And left a duffel bag full of money on the seat next to you as they fled
And no one who was chasing them... noticed
What's the best way to go about turning in said money so someone with a criminal record doesn't just get their butt tossed in jail because it looks funny?