SECOND CHANCES NET

I like to eat turkey. I do not like having a pet turkey. Especially one that won't shut the hell up.

Oh my goodness this morning. Ugh. 🤐🤐🤐

So like first I'm woken up cause this monster turkey is trying to eat Tippy Toe and Apple, then it starts pecking me because i won't let him eat my friends and he is a super effing jerk

And then he is just following us and talking and I mean legit talking and I can't with him right now and he is such a bully

So then I'm late to first period and my teacher is mad that I have "added a turkey to the never ending menagerie that is my desk farm"

I would like to just go home and go back to bed

BUT WHAT IF I SLEEP AND HE EATS MY FRIENDS?

also it hurts when they peck you.

No.

Absolutely not. No.

The cat was enough. How do I make it go away?

Maybe it's from spending time as a bird species myself for a hot second, but I think I've already bonded with Thomas. He definitely made the commute to campus entertaining and boy, do people get out of the way when a large turkey comes careening through!

My next project will be teaching him how to do the Turkey Trot. Maybe the Thriller dance, too.

It's kind of like wrangling landsharks, you know? Should I start a turkey-sitting service?

No. Scratch that. I would if I didn't already have three papers due by the beginning of December, or whenever it is before winter break and exams.

...Who decided this college thing was a good idea again? Oh, right. Me.

Saving the world is a million times easier. It's not too late to go back to vigilante super hero work, right?

Hello?

Is this thing connected?

I was in a room with a government person, but they got scared and ran off. Left this thing here, though, and it had my name in it.

They said I was in another dimension, which I guess is kind of cool from a proving-the-multiverse perspective, but they also said I might have family here?

My name is Ben Hargreeves. Assuming this is actually going somewhere, does anyone out there know me and can maybe come pick me up?