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Doreen Green ([info]squirrelpower) wrote in [info]chances_net,
@ 2021-11-10 08:39:00

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Entry tags:!gamewide plot (generic), marvel: bruce banner (mcu), marvel: doreen green (animated), marvel: may parker (mcu), marvel: molly hayes (comics), ~ex: marvel kate biship (comics), ~ex: tvdverse rebekah mikaelson, ~ex: veronica mars veronica mars

Oh my goodness this morning. Ugh. 🤐🤐🤐

So like first I'm woken up cause this monster turkey is trying to eat Tippy Toe and Apple, then it starts pecking me because i won't let him eat my friends and he is a super effing jerk

And then he is just following us and talking and I mean legit talking and I can't with him right now and he is such a bully

So then I'm late to first period and my teacher is mad that I have "added a turkey to the never ending menagerie that is my desk farm"

I would like to just go home and go back to bed

BUT WHAT IF I SLEEP AND HE EATS MY FRIENDS?

also it hurts when they peck you.


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[info]aunt_may
2021-11-10 02:10 pm UTC (link)
There is a turkey following me too. We can try to cage him while you sleep?

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[info]ahugedork
2021-11-10 02:26 pm UTC (link)
I tried to lock mine in the bathroom. He showed up again a few minutes later. I'm not sure a cage would work but maybe if it's in her room with her?

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[info]aunt_may
2021-11-10 02:31 pm UTC (link)
We can try. This is really annoying. I'm meeting with a client today.

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 04:26 pm UTC (link)
He needs a muzzle!

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[info]aunt_may
2021-11-10 07:51 pm UTC (link)
I don't think they make beak shaped muzzles, honey.

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 10:21 pm UTC (link)
... duck tape?

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[info]ahugedork
2021-11-10 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Your first period teacher will get over it considering I'm now toting around a turkey of my own. And if you and I are and May is, I imagine Bucky and Dimitri are, too. So she can stuff it.

Can we give Tippy and Apple armor of some kind? Some way to protect themselves from scavenger birds?

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 04:27 pm UTC (link)
First period is the worst.

Oh. Maybe! That would be super cool. 😎

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[info]dimitribelikov
2021-11-10 07:29 pm UTC (link)
"stuff it"

Dee:
I can confirm: I am dealing with a turkey of my own as well.

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Tell Mrs. Barker that I wouldn't have this turkey if I could help it

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[info]dimitribelikov
2021-11-10 10:27 pm UTC (link)
I think word is going to spread. But I'll send her a note.

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[info]originalfangs
2021-11-10 04:52 pm UTC (link)
I have brothers less annoying than this creature, and that's saying something.

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Why are they suddenly everywhere?

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[info]originalfangs
2021-11-10 10:23 pm UTC (link)
I have no clue. Perhaps a practical joke, but it isn't a very funny one.

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 10:24 pm UTC (link)
It would be worlds worst prank.

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[info]originalfangs
2021-11-10 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Agreed.

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[info]hayesmolly
2021-11-10 07:27 pm UTC (link)
I DON'T LIKE IT

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Me either! Is yours being mean?

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[info]hayesmolly
2021-11-10 10:27 pm UTC (link)
WHY IS IS IT HUGE AND LOUD

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[info]frozen_peas
2021-11-10 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Your first period teacher sounds lame if they can't appreciate a well-behaved menagerie. If I need to make a trip, let me know.

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[info]squirrelpower
2021-11-10 10:22 pm UTC (link)
.... We might need to revisit the definition of well behaved.

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[info]redbird03
2021-11-11 12:05 am UTC (link)
I made a turkey sandwich in protest.

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[info]thespiderchild
2021-11-11 01:57 am UTC (link)
Bring it over here, maybe Franklin can teach him some manners!

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[info]originalenough
2021-11-12 02:29 am UTC (link)
Well that's creepy and wild and I don't even know where to start.

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