So like first I'm woken up cause this monster turkey is trying to eat Tippy Toe and Apple, then it starts pecking me because i won't let him eat my friends and he is a super effing jerk
And then he is just following us and talking and I mean legit talking and I can't with him right now and he is such a bully
So then I'm late to first period and my teacher is mad that I have "added a turkey to the never ending menagerie that is my desk farm"