Second Chances: the Network

Mother Goose
Is on the loose

And now I'm stuck rhyming
This is terrible timing

On the day of my presentation!?
I am filled with vexation!!!!

{Forward dated to May 2nd so I don't have to rhyme}

So much for having a roommate. I'm cursed.

Hey there, I'm new,
this came out of the blue.

Eliot is my name
and it's a real shame

we're meeting this way
when each word that I say

comes out in rhyme.
Might become a mime.