zombieland

Someone want to tell me what the hell happened to Elena?

Seriously Damon?

So, is anyone gonna teach me how to be a vampire or what? See, when they activated all the potentials, I played a good little leader and taught them everything they needed to know. (Well, most of them. Some of them apparently didn't quite get the memo on 'How Not to Die 101'.).

Now that it's me who's new, who's going to lead me?

Hey everyone! I'm your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man! Anyone need of any help?!

[Private - Tony Stark]

Hey Mr. Stark! Did your suit arrive too?

I was attacked last night, and not by a zombie! Some kind of weird-ass vampire. Not okay! He didn't even buy me dinner first.

Is everyone alright?

Damon
Yes, that means you.

Is advertising a thing that we do now?

[Filtered to Katherine]

So. Klaus and Kol. How do you want to handle them being here? I saw the sister was around too.

I mean, if they cause trouble we can show them they're not the only unkillable immortals in town.

This is unexpected, yet expected at the same time.

I'm Bonnie. I just got here. And I'm guessing that at the moment there's no way out is there?