zombieland

Awful swell of them to give us the whys and wherefores of what the fuck we're doing here.

Yep, awful swell.

Where am I?

Apparently death is simply never what you expect it to be.

Where is my son?

Well, isn't this... quaint. I suppose it's a good change of pace from Court.

I've got a location on her finally. I can have a portal up to her in five minutes, but I warn you I don't know what is exactly on the other side waiting beside our missing Faith.

Okay, this is seriously not cool.

Where am I and who's the dumbass that decided it was a good idea to reanimate the dead?