SECOND CHANCES NET

HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

If you got a fortune cookie that read "You will be traveling and come into a fortune."

And then you ended up in the scene of a robbery

And someone tried to carjack you as a getaway car

But then they panicked

And left a duffel bag full of money on the seat next to you as they fled

And no one who was chasing them... noticed


What's the best way to go about turning in said money so someone with a criminal record doesn't just get their butt tossed in jail because it looks funny?

Okay hear me out.

Has anyone tried to actually EAT their fortune cookies?? Like, is the fortune just the important part? Does the cookie matter?

Because I usually give Addie my cookies after I read the fortune but if I'm going to accidentally make my dog a multimedia celebrity sensation because a fortune cookie told her to seek fame and fortune, we've got a lroblem!

I AM THE KING OF MINI GOLF. WHO WANTS TO PLAY?

Is anyone else suspicious that we haven't had any major attacks by turkeys, elves, or large predators lately? Maybe it's just me.

Anyway, can't say the last few surprises haven't been fun. Can't say I've ever played minigolf, but I'm willing to learn.

It is not Labor Day without a BBQ. I'll be on the roof grilling. Everyone is free to join.

Well, looks like I will have to change my plans for the day.

I didn't realize Miles was gone, too. He was a fun guy.

Wednesday, Bucky? Thing and I are taking you for ice cream. Don't make plans.

Always the godda fu blasted train.

[Edited later in the morning to add]

That should have been private, sorry.

Just wanted to thank Sunrise on 18 and Alexis for throwing a heckuva much needed shindig last night. You boys are going places.

[FILTER: Starks/Parkers/Banners/Greens/Leeds]

This lousy week isn't keeping me from celebrating my baby. Peter is turning 19 tomorrow and I've planned his favorite dinner and dessert.

Want to get your minds off the weird dreams and bad weather? Look at my new friend.



She is three years old and named Stella. Lydia, will you help pick out all the toys for her?

I will not lose my family.

[FILTER: Peter, Bruce]

I think I dreamed of the Green Goblin even though I've never met him.

I had to tell you that I love you.

So ... They really don't like being told that their multiverse theory is wrong... I think they might be angry with me.

Anyway, who is the local neighborhood spider in these parts?

❤️Mayday

I'm glad the magical chocolate had no ill effects. I baked a few chocolate pies if anyone wants some.

I need someone with deep pockets to rent a stable at night so we can all go horseback riding. No further questions need to be asked.

I don't know who needs to hear this but today is National Ice Cream Day.

Sometimes I actually miss working at the ice cream shop. I know we JUST had an ice cream social but if anyone wants to hit up the place on the Pier, I'm buying! The summer flavors are worth it.

I can't keep the news in any longer. Bruce and I are getting married!

[FILTER: Peter Parker, Doreen Green, Ned Leeds, Lyra Banner]

I love you all so much. Our family means everything to me.

I promised my therapist that I would try to be completely normal about this—publicly, at least. In my room, there as a lot of jumping on my bed, which I feel like is a reasonable reaction, because...

While I was totally willing to wait another year, I got off the waitlist for Stanford.

I'm starting the Fall semester as a sophomore as an Applied and Engineering Physics major.

_(eeeeee!)

I'm not taking summer classes so I picked up extra shifts at the movie theatre. Everyone thinks I'm someone named Simon, who is cheating on his boyfriend. I should have called out.

How do you make friends with a dragon? I want to ride one.