SECOND CHANCES NET

[Black and white 50s comedy]


I have never seen so much slapstick just... walking down the street. The amount of people just tripping and walking into things is just... absurd.

[Private to Friends (Not Peter), May and & Bruce]

I may have made a mistake...

what exactly do you get for your boyfriend when it's your one year anniversary but you literally just gave him everything you could think of for Christmas?

Definitely should have saved a thing or two...

Hi! My name is Lyra and I have never been in the past before!

I met my daddy today and he gave me cereal for breakfast. Mommy topically makes French toast, but that's okay, mommy says men are too dumb to cook properly anyways.

The flu is no joke.

Someone bringing me a heating pad and peanut butter crackers.

Don't forget to wear a hazmat suit.

Chh Ch'k chchchhsh ch'k chichuchichh ch'k


That's how you say, "I am very, very sorry." In squirrel.

You'll be hearing me say it a lot.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING SQURRIELS IN THIS APARTMENT?!

Mark this down in the history books!

Tippy and our new Raccoon friend, Timothee Winston Acornnut the Third, have brokered a peace treaty between the Squirrels and Raccoons.


Also, it's been a year since I met Dr. B. So I guess that's notable too. Cupcakes all around!

[Filtered to Peter's Crew]
[[ooc: look, I tried narrowing it down but he didn't want to forget anyone so if your character considers themselves a close teen friend of Peter's, you're in]]

So when Dee and I were talking ghost tours, I started looking up ones close by. Turns out the Winchester House is only about an hour away and they're having some seriously cool Halloween stuff. I mean, that place is creepy when it's not night time in October!

Anyone interested? My car only seats six but I was thinking hey, I've got the cash....party bus?? Then we do the VIP tour and maybe a late night diner dinner before heading home?

I always find it funny that the government makes a holiday out of Columbus Day when the guy didn't even discover America. Hell, he never even made it to America. Never understood that.

Okay. As confusin' as it be to translate gentleman o' fortune to regularrr squirrel to gentleman o' fortune squirrel, it be pretty darn cute to see them runnin' around with their little squeaks o' the sea.

I think this here calls fer a special ice cream flavor... the salty caramel sea dog? rum barrel raison?

Do we have a head count on the injured? I know Ned, America, Mr. Murdock, Mr. Barnes, Mr. Winchester, Kitty, Tommy, one of the Hargreeves? There is just a lot.

Added: Mrs. Pepper, Daryl, Daisy.

How about the doctors? Please don't get burnt out. things just seem to be getting worse

I don't know how to help. I can send squirrels to do and get things.

I'm not a baby and I'm not afraid of the dark anymore but this is scary and I don't like it at all and we can't even leave and I am already going to fail the 7th grade and I want my mommy

[Filtered to May]
Look what I got!

[Filtered AWAY from May]

Bought myself a birthday present. I'm a pretty big fan.

my apartment is in black and white.

Hey gorgeous. You've got a big day coming up. Can I take you out for a late lunch or early dinner maybe? No idea what May and Bruce are thinking up but I'm sure we'll need some evening time with them so I figured whatever the afternoon version of brunch is. Linner?

Another super localized earthquake doesn't really spell good news for us, does it?

[Banner/Parker/Green family]
I can't say I'm overly fond of the idea, but I can detect patterns well enough to know something is up.

Dinner tonight? All of us? Assuming the kids don't have plans or anything.

I'll even get the good hazelnuts for Tippy and Tippy Too.

son of a

If anyone needs me, I am never leaving the apartment again. Thanks.

Mom? Mom! Mom? Are you here?

[He looks away to talk to someone...]

Yeah, I know she has to be here if I'm here. Dad too.

Hey Dad! You here?

[There's another sound off camera.]

Oh! Right my mom is Doreen Green and my dad is Peter Parker.

After a great deal of very manly freaking out and obsessive Googling, it is, in fact, the actual, literal year 2024. By my accounts, that puts me at the tender age of four and possibly still out in LA.

Hey, Mom (@maybanner) and Dad (@brucebanner), can you pick me up from this nightmare? I'd like to come home.

And also do laundry.

..... this is the best day of my entire life

i have never seen anything more beautiful.

I've put out storage tubs on the roof to catch the rain.


I never want to forget this day....