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Stiles Stilinski (yourplanssuck) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-04-13 13:44:00

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There's this guy on YouTube who does these food challenges like eat this giant tray of mac and cheese in 30 minutes and you get a free t-shirt and the meal is free. And really, who needs college? I'll just go find a curly fries eating challenge and live off that.

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	mrcarlosreyes 2024-04-13 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Eating a giant mac and cheese tray in 30 minutes is asking for an exploding stomach... but curly fries do sound good... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 04:01 am UTC (link)
	How often do peoples stomachs actually explode because that is not how I want to go. Curly fries are the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrcarlosreyes 2024-04-13 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Not that often, but I've seen it happen. Curly fries are indeed the best. Thanks, now I'm hungry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Here to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrcarlosreyes 2024-04-13 05:31 am UTC (link)
	What goes well with curly fries? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	More curly fries. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrcarlosreyes 2024-04-13 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm thinking nacho toppings... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Can't help you there, I'm a curly fries purist. I'd probably be getting them with a burger or chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrcarlosreyes 2024-04-13 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Brisket.... cheese.... sour cream.... extra cheese... pico... jalapenos... more cheese... more assorted meats... and all covered with nacho cheese sauce! Mmmm, that sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	guardiancode 2024-04-13 04:06 am UTC (link)
	You just need to find the right person with the right metabolism and walk away with all sorts of free shirts if you yourself aren't that person. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I don't know about the one with the twelve donuts in 15 minutes but I could definitely manage the giant burger and fries. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guardiancode 2024-04-13 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I think the donuts one would be harder because they are more dry and cake-y. You would need to be able to wash them down as you went. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 04:50 am UTC (link)
	This guy drinks a lot of water. And diet coke. Because you know, calories. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guardiancode 2024-04-13 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's one of the professional competitive eaters? That's... a whole other level and not something I would personally recommend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 05:04 am UTC (link)
	I don't think the word professional really applies to this guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guardiancode 2024-04-13 05:06 am UTC (link)
	I would agree that the title would be a bit of a slippery slope. Still, if he devotes his life to it and gets paid... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I think mostly he lives off not having to pay for the meals, and the ad revenue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	guardiancode 2024-04-13 05:09 am UTC (link)
	That would be enough. The ad revenue would need to go toward housing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Not if you have really good investments. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	moreofascarlet 2024-04-13 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Take advantage of it while you can. Once they get wise on any supermetabolisms, those challenges will dry up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Typical, you'll all come swooping in with your smug "we can eat anything" metabolism and win, and we mere mortals will miss out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreofascarlet 2024-04-13 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Lucky for you, there's that guilt complex. 'Should we really do that? I know we have no money and are starving, but is it fair??????'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Dude, of course it's fair. You've got to eat. Even if it's a ridiculous amount of curly fries. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreofascarlet 2024-04-13 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Now see, there's the 'y'gotta eat' versus the knowledge that you can inhale two pizzas without even blinking an eye and no stomach repercussions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 07:03 am UTC (link)
	What's that got to do with it? Starving is starving right. Not here, though. Unless you split the winnings with me, that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moreofascarlet 2024-04-13 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Guilt does weird things to your brain, man. For real. I'm pretty sure I still have pretzel knots deep in my subconscious from weird logicing. But yeah, here is different. I will 100% split the winnings with you. I'll even get us both into the finals and 'mysteriously' have stomach troubles so you can get the win. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I guess it does. Deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	andhesmine 2024-04-13 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Now I want some mac and cheese, but not a giant tray of it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 07:17 am UTC (link)
	You sure, man? I mean this thing was a meter long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andhesmine 2024-04-13 07:20 am UTC (link)
	The only way I would have that is if I had people helping me eat it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Okay yeah the mac and cheese one I'd probably struggle with. That's a lot of cheese. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andhesmine 2024-04-13 07:25 am UTC (link)
	I feel like after a while it would start to feel like glue in your mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 07:27 am UTC (link)
	It's that kind of attitude that's losing you a free t-shirt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andhesmine 2024-04-13 07:29 am UTC (link)
	No free t-shirt for me then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aunt_may 2024-04-13 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	You'd get sick of them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Of curly fries? May, bite your tongue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aunt_may 2024-04-13 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Too much of a good thing... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-13 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Is even better? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thespiderchild 2024-04-14 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	How very dare! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aunt_may 2024-04-15 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I dared. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thespiderchild 2024-04-14 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to die of overeating and while it's going to be hilarious until the projectile vomiting, the projectile vomiting might be a problem idk. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-14 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hang on man. You’re hypothesizing I’m going to die but the projectile vomiting is the thing you think will be the problem? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thespiderchild 2024-04-14 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-04-14 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I’ll be sure and aim somewhere really inconvenient before my untimely death. (Reply to this) (Parent)