SECOND CHANCES NET

It's May's birthday and she's not back yet and I just really hate this. Everyone else is getting cool powers and shit and I just get one less aunt again.

Currently talking my family into a trip abroad this summer.

[Filter: Tony, Bruce, May, Peter, Dee, Ned]

How about a summer trip abroad this year? Beignets in Paris sound nice, don't they?

[Added later]

Well, now Peter has me sold on Costa Rica. What do you think?

Quick question...


If a poptarts is a ravioli and a hot dog is a taco.... does that make corn dogs a type of beef Wellington?


[Dick]

Glad you didn't die last month. For the record.

Wow, and here I was thinking, "a whole ass welcome wagon? In MY afterlife? Damn I really did do something right!" And then I realized that there's no way in hell (hell included) that the afterlife is San Francisco.

I did some preliminary research on the specs of this universe. Interesting timeline! Loving the fact that the general populace doesn't think mutants are terrorists. But I need the hot goss. Who is this universe's costumed power couple? Where are The Real Housewives of Avengers Tower??? Who are we rooting for on this season of The Superpowered Bachelor?!!

Hi. Bobby Drake here. Work name Iceman. I'm funny, charming, hot (but make it ice), and very happy to not be dead.

This time I'm serious about a trip, because this place can go screw itself and spring break is conveniently timed for that.

Cassie and I were talking about using the magical snow globes last time (told you I'd find mine, Cassie).

Who's in? And where do you want to go? My only preference is somewhere not cold. And with no rain. I feel like that's not too much to ask, right? Cool.

[ texts; Jason Todd FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER ]

» It's Kitty
» Borrowed phone. Nice person.
» Please help.
» 📍 [location linked]

[ filtered; AWAY FROM STILES/NOGISTILES/DEE ]

took Jason's phone. am OK. Todd's taxi service. It's Kitty.

Stiles and Dee are okay. "Okay".

📍 [location linked]

Stiles = own body. Not not-him. Stiles says you have to change the host. Like a werewolf bite. I don't know if I can but maybe something else will work. Vampire, witch, IDK. and then kill him. catch him before he gets another host.

Jason is here. I'm so tired. I'm sorry.

[Filtered Away from Stiles]

Look, I wasn't going to say anything, because causing trouble is just not a thing I actively try to do, but

I don't think the person we've been interacting with for the last few days is Stiles.

I'm not even sure it's a person. I think it might be a vengeful spirit called the Nogitsune. It possessed Stiles before and hurt a lot of people he cared about.

I think it's doing it again.

I don't know why this needs to be said at all in this day in age.... but DO NOT touch anyone without their express consent. Is that really a hard concept?

I had a middle school kid grab my tail and pull it while I was working today! WHO DOES THAT?!

He was "curious" and "thought it was fake". AS IF YOU COULD BUY A TAIL AS FABULOUS AS MINE.


ugh.

Hey so, I'm usually like, person number one to support the Multiverse and the varying versions and like, Peter 2 and Peter 3 are awesome don't get me wrong.

But I'm very much not okay right now and if you guys could maybe watch your back around the new guy just in case the Multiverse is not exactly on Peter Parker's side right now, that would be swell and I'd super duper appreciate it and I'm going to go look menacing on a building somewhere for a bit but like, if anyone ACTUALLY needs me, please say so thanks.

Oh, a "Black Hole" is how we got here. You know, I've seen stranger explanations for things.

One day you're attending the most teeth-numbing of meetings, and then the next you're processed into San Francisco. How? Why? No clue. But if everyone is accepting of it, why shouldn't I make the best?

Except now I'd kill for a good cheeseburger. Theoretically of course.

[FILTER: Anyone 18+ except Reginald]

I knew that foreboding feeling meant something.

I really picked a great day to be outside. Anyone else get caught in this?

(ooc: As noted on discord, the Nogitsune has done his disappearing and switcheroo with the real Stiles - journal for lack of confusion. Please to be assuming this all looks otherwise to be Stiles talking to everyone!)

I'M AWAKE!

Just starving. I'm going to the nearest restaurant and spending all my money.

Also, I'm not sure who tucked me in.... but thanks?

I like ice skating as much as the next guy, but I'd prefer to be wearing the skates first. And not be in the kitchen.

[Family]

Sorry I haven't exactly been the best nephew/stepkid/pseudoson/brother/brotherfromanothermother/boyfriend lately. I kinda suck and I know it.

[Stiles]
Hey. Thanks for letting me just kind of mope for a week. Sorry you didn't get stuck with someone who like...does fun things, idk.

I know I ask a lot of these questions... we're going to chalk it up to existing thinking that my siblings were the only other people alive until I was 16...

but Valentines day is coming up and I'm not sure what I want to do with Cher yet.

And I feel like I've done the chocolates/teddy bear/nice dinner/flowers thing for like.... every anniversary and Valentines day.

I thought about renting out a like... hot air balloon or something, but those are like... they cost a lot of money.

I also thought about heart shaped pizza... but honestly, thats probably more for me.


So, everyone. Tell me about your favorite Valentines Gift given or received.

What's going on for holiday meals around here? Jason and I would love to crash and can be trusted to bring things that don't need to actually be cooked because no one wants that. So this is me, being completely rude (or charming, take your pick), and begging for somewhere to go. We're pathetic strays. Pity us.

As another note, who here is good with tech and IT support? I might've broken my laptop already. I'm terrible at this. All this newfangled technology in 2025.


EDIT: a recommendation on where to buy a replacement coffee table would also be nice.

[ filtered; Donna Troy (& Jason Todd) ]

How mad would you be if we HYPOTHETICALLY stole the Batmobile?

[ filtered; Clint Barton ]

Circus?

[ filtered; Matt Murdock ]

I have a bunch of hypotheticals for you.

Thanks, I hate it.

Rose AND Hope? And Natasha. Again.

At least the weather is pretty. Weird. But nice.

Well.

At least my family is nice?

This is weirdly uncomfortable. I know I've seen shows where people get amnesia. I'm not a fan.

Hi, I'm Peter, I guess. I apparently know some of you.

Oh look! The bakery is having a sale on spooky donuts... don't mind if I do.



Don't worry, I only bought like two dozen.

Have a mentioned I really like donuts?