SECOND CHANCES NET

That awkward moment when you’re in line for your morning beignets and coffee and you burst into song.

Sorry, I can’t be seen in public today. Just hiding in my room forever, thanks.

Why were there llamas in the elevator yesterday when I left for school? They were rude and they stunk. And I tried to shoo them out when I got to the bottom floor but they wouldn't go, then when I came home from school, they were still there. Stupid llamas. Did anyone else have to deal with them or was I just lucky.

Why is there a swear jar outside my door?

I might have asked for something I thought was impossible, but is now possible and I'm freaking out. Does anyone know how my dad makes himself normal sized?

I was told to introduce myself, so hi? I'm Raf.

I've always wanted to see the Golden Gate Bridge, but I'm pretty sure this is not where I'm supposed to be.

Okay, so I guess this place runs on magic. Sure. Whatever. I'll bite.

How real is it? Because I had a conversation with a freaking leprechaun, and now my dojo is here.

...How do I know I can trust that it's the real thing?

Unless this is all just a giant hallucination. That's it, isn't it? I'm hallucinating this whole thing. That's got to be it.

This was way better than my last leprechaun experience.

( image, not filtered )

Hey everyone!

Have a Super Mar10!

Well, that was a trip home I didn't need.

[JOHNNY]
I'm sorry. Everyone was counting on me but I failed.

I'm just excited I can reach the cookies on the top shelf again.

I'm mad about Peni. That's what I don't like about this place, you don't get to say goodbye. It might not be as frustrating if maybe you knew it was coming.

I don't remember taking a trip to San Fran.

Man, why couldn't I time travel back to the 1980s? The hair, the music, the chicks...everything was on point. Instead I'm here. Joy of joys.

Someone want to tell me what's really going on? I didn't really listen to the goon who gave me this phone.

So I'm poor again? Ugh!

Whatever, I made do before, I'll make do again! And this time I've got an actual place to live and I don't have to share a room with my brother and you know what, small favors, am I right?

So hi. I'm Alexis, CEO and Founder of Alexis Rose Communications. I have absolutely zero connections here but who needs connections when you've got charm, personality, and skill? Everyone loves a good reboot.

Well, that was a thing that happened.

Filtered to Friends* but blocked from Klaus

When I was little, about the age I just was, my dad had to leave to protect me from The Hollow. I didn’t really see or talk to him until until I was 15 and I used to feel like he was disappointed that I wasn’t the little girl he remembered anymore. It was weird to feel like the reverse was true, even though, logically, I know he loves me no matter what.

A shrink would probably say there’s something to it. Where’s a good therapy box when you need it?

[*OOC: feel free to assume, included friends she made while she was little]

Does anyone want to do some kata with me? I can teach you.

I don't know what is going on but I am glad to not be a kid anymore.

I haven't woken up to find this is all a freaky dream, so I guess I should probably try introducing myself.

My name is Scott McCall. I'm 17 and I guess I'll be a senior at Mission High starting next week.

Is it always this chaotic around here?

[OOC: Roommates, feel free to say you already met him yesterday!]

I don't have a suit to wear to this fancy ball. Who wants to hit up Goodwill?

You guys know that old rapper, Eminem? He has this song where his kid sings, right? And she's like "I think my dad's gone crazy!"

...and I get it. My parents are certifiable right now.

AND NO I'M NOT FILTERING YOU GUYS OUT, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS!

When is it everyone is from? Isabela and I need to know for very important scientific reasons that are pretty much just me studying time travel things.

...also where. Because that, too.

NOT TO PANIC ANYONE BUT I SNEEZED AND NOW THERE ARE THREE OF ME AND WE ARE ALL PANICKING AND TIPPY IS CONFUSED AND IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE THiS: