Second Chances: the Network

Everyone should really just be staying indoors as much as possible.

Relatedly:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to be just a little guy when birds are the enemy?

Also relatedly:
If you see ants in your apartments please don't spray or otherwise do the whole pest control thing. They're trying to hide and I can't corral everyone where they can't be seen indoors. No one is asking for you to tip-toe everywhere, I just promise it's not an infestation.

Has anyone seen my wife? (Just kidding, I know where she is. I just wanted to use "my wife" in a sentence.)

I know we're dealing with killer birds and all, but it is still Father's Day! Everyone wish the BEST dad ever, a happy Father's Day! I love you, Dad.