SECOND CHANCES NET

The teenager working the strength booth wanted to say I cheated turning into She-Hulk, but I argued that she and I are the same and walked away with this.

Is it just me, or is this month passing too fast.

Anyway, I called in sick for work today. Does anyone wanna Netflix and chill?

I mean literal Netflix and chilling out. No funny business.

I've been here around six weeks and I have say it's sort of been this weird, wonderful up and down roller coaster of a ride. It's not what I expected. Where I came from I was dealing with a lot of heavy stuff. I still am. I'm just good at hiding my emotions among other things.

I want to say thanks to everyone who's been so nice to me and that I'm grateful for the friends I've made. You all have helped make adjusting to this place a bit easier.

[Private Quentin Coldwater]

You busy tonight?

It is my mommys birthday today! Peter and I made her breakfast and Daddy made the apartment look very fun and she was very surprised I know.

Happy birthday Mommy I love you lots!

[Morgan's internet activity is being watched by Peter]

Um, can I get some help please? I don't quite understand how this works.

I always have such mixed feelings about Valentine's Day. It's usually fun, but at the same time, it's rather silly to dedicate just one day to romance and all that.

[Home Crew]

A catered dinner?

Talk about a token sympathy gift.

"Sorry you're watching your loved ones suffer, here's some cake."

Shit shit shit shit shit

So if Ms. Smith is making announcements on some of the missing people but not everyone, that means the others are coming back, right?

If I shoot anymore today my arm is going to fall off. I'm going to go down to Mr. Stark's little farm and make sure the animals are okay. I should also see if Lucky #2 went home with Kate, I guess.

Last minute, I know, but I'm heading out this evening for some birthday drinks, since I don't have to work tomorrow. No set destination in mind, but would anyone care to join me? I'll probably leave the Station around 6 or so.

Is anyone else feeling glad the holidays are over, but also missing it already? Or maybe it's just me. It's the second year I've been away from my family on Christmas, but I can't say it hasn't been interesting here at the station.

Anyway, just a shout-out to everyone for making this place feel like a home. Even on the weird days.

.... So

I came home from work and I guess I uh... live by myself now?

That's totally cool and not super lonely at all.

Hello, mewling quim all.

Your Miss Smith is not easily intimidated. Even I have to admit, I'm a little impressed.

Hi, everybody. I had a lengthy conversation with Ms. Smith so I understand the Avengers both helped and fucked up the universe, which, you know, is pretty on par for my cousin and his friends.

LADIES 21+

May and I are having a girls night tonight. Anyone else in?

I know Alexis is planning New Years and Thanksgiving was two days ago, but what are we doing for Christmas? I figured some of us might want to keep it small, but it'd be nice to have something to come home to after a long shift. Just putting it out there.

And no, May, you need to take a break on this one. I love you and your parties are amazing, but give yourself the gift of rest.

I'm so glad to be back! What a sad little timeline. I don't think it is true either. There is no timeline where I don't love Ben.

Hello. I'm May Reilly, but I understand you all know me as May Parker. I hear this is likely temporary, but I thought I'd apologize for not being who you need want know.

What hath befallen me? I doth not knoweth what this talking box is or where we art.

I am a king. I should not beest treated in such a manner.

Who hath kidnapped me?

This wilt bringeth war to the nine realms.

What is it about this time of year that brings out the nutjobs?

We've had three different people in the hospital today with holiday-related accidents, including one guy who couldn't get a pumpkin off his head. I mean, it took everything in me not to laugh while cutting the poor kid out.

In other news, I think I figured out a Halloween costume!

I'm taking a poll for absolutely no reason. What is your favorite fall food?