Second Chances: the Network

Yesterday was so fun.

After stopping in my favorite local coffee place, I took what was supposed to be a quick call, and instead turned the whole place into an echo chamber as every single piece of machinery, equipment, furniture, and fixture in the place relayed every single word I said to the whole shop.

Looks like I'm in the market for a new spot to get my fix.

So if any of the parent types are planning to go out tonight and need someone to watch the littles, I'm down. None of your kids can be harder to wrangle than Dick and Jason and I'm used to super teens so super kids can't be an awful lot worse.

That's it. I am teaching everyone a second language if they do not already know one.

Take your pick.