SECOND CHANCES NET

I had the Norse god of thunder in my purse.

IN MY FREAKING PURSE.

Uh.

Sorry, Thor. In my defense, you just looked like any ordinary hedgehog????

Everything tasted like coconut for 24 hours. I like coconut, but it wears thin after a few hours.

[FILTER: Loki]

I know there are cursed flowers around, but did you want to do something for Valentine's Day?

So, rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. I'm sorry. I probably shouldn't joke, but... do you expect me not to? Anyhow, I see a lot of familiar faces... I would very much like to catch up. Feel free to say hi to anyone who doesn't know Tony Stark already. I don't bite...much.