Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

hi hello Daniel Ciin here, fourth floor, with a handy dandy Frequently Asked Questions

yes, the post is real
yes, it was intended to be a mean little joking, private conversation in which we were blowing off steam
yes, I have an alibi/witness for where I was literally all afternoon & night
yes, you're [almost] all very nice and lovely people and me being a snarky asshole doesn't invalidate your character or worth (still fuck that guy Simms tho)
yes, you can come to my room and hit me with a flip flop if you want, as has been suggested

no, I didn't post it
no, I didn't do anything with gd holocaust stars or paint
no, I don't think Georgie did it either
no, I won't discuss private shit on the network anymore, obvs

now that's sorted and y'all can put all this hard effort and work into figuring out who actually did this. please and thank.

I need to know about anyone that was targeted last night.

Once upon a time the idea was tossed around of organizing night watches, and I think it's really far past time that we establish that. I'm volunteering to organize it.

Owen took a list of volunteers, which he's given me, but I know it's been a while since that happened and I want to make sure everyone's on the same page. I propose a look-out in the halls of each floor overnight - let's say from 11PM to 7 AM. If we have enough volunteers to split that into 4 hour shifts, all the better. I'm open to suggestions.

I have the original list of volunteers, but some time has passed so I'm going to try asking again first: who is willing to do this? Who is willing to do this tonight?

I have no idea what I've been dropped into, but it looks like I missed something fairly entertaining/awful. That made for interesting morning reading, so thank you all for that.

I'm Jonnie. Would anyone like to give me a quick orientation and/or primer on this place? In person or via comments here. I have no preference.

FYI if the door really does unlock upon my posting, I'll be out and about looking for coffee.

[ Private to Daniel - 11:05 am ]

Since you filled out the survey, I trust you're here in one piece.

[ Private to Pam - 11:06 am ]

Now that the kitchen is repaired, perhaps we could share a cuppa sometime? I'd like to know just how you ended up with an octopus.

EXCUSE ME HELLO POLICE MY BABY IS MISSING CAN I PLEASE GET SOME ASSISTANCE OVER HERE

Seriously like I gave you people an extra half hour to return Emil no questions asked, and I don't appreciate this game.

was zum Teufel?