Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

I now have almost enough wooden dongs to fill a chessboard. But I also got wood carving tools, so I'll remedy that shortly. I don't know if these were supposed to be gags or not, but they're all going on display.

Merry Christmas, fuckers.

I'm gonna also say thanks to people. This was really cool. Thanks, guys.

[Private to Chase]
So I've kind of consistently been really shitty to you? And then you got me the weighted blanket and that's just really fucking cool of you. It's kind of way too cool of you. I don't really know what to say, other than thank you, but I felt like I should say thanks to you specifically I guess. This is weird. This gift really means a lot to me though.

[Private to Cecilia]
I was kind of expecting something way less cool from you. That's probably a shitty thing to say I really like the lava lamps. I know we don't really talk anymore but I think I still want to say Merry Christmas, and thanks.

[Private to Lennon]
The droids are invading my room and it's fucking awesomeeeeee Merry Christmas

[Private to Juno]
Narwhale

I know someone already did something similar and I'm not trying to cop but I thought I should, too. Thank you, to everyone who got me something for Christmas. It's probably really messed up to say it made me feel welcome here, but it did. As welcome as anyone kidnapped can f All the gifts were very thoughtful and appreciated and I'll try to make it up to everyone I didn't ask for presents for.

So. Simms gifted me with an unmarked DVD, and I feel like it's something that's going to scar my soul. I was wondering if one of you would be willing to peek at it and tell me what's on it? Like, I want to know, but I don't want to actually watch it, if that makes any sense.

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okay first of all i wanna thank everyone who sent me xmas gifts and isn't in jail at the moment. honestly and without reeling you into the personal shit, this was like making up for every xmas before now and as you can imagine i'm not that good AT xmas. so i'm - i think the word is mortified? - that so many people thought of me that i didn't think of. that people got me multiple gifts and i only got them one. i'm not well versed on how this shit works, really.

so anyway i apologize for sucking and as a blanket present of sorts, and because one of mine was the new fucking star wars movie (!!!!) i wanna invite everyone who's not in jail at the moment for the premiere tomorrow night at, say, nine? i'll make some eats (nachos, popcorn...what else d'you guys like to eat at the movies?) and you can have as much as you want and you can bring your pets and you can wear anything (i mean i'd even say clothing optional but like let's not get carried away here). and if star wars isn't your thing, i'll make you a personalized nice dinner. because i have an apron that says i'm a chef now, and a cookbook or two i wanna try out.

sound good? i'm so sorry i suck guys. thank you so much. not you simms

ps: if you know of anyone who'd benefit from a rape whistle up his ass, say, someone currently in a sort of cell, let me know. :)

I just got back from taking Neptune out. The foyer's insane right now.

Considering we're trying to ignore Christmas, how exactly are we supposed to handle this? ;)

Day 86.