Zenith : In Character Network → Computer Communica

Out of curiosity, if I were to set up a D&D campaign, maybe a one-shot, would anyone be interested? I've never DMed before, but I'd give it a shot if people actually wanted to play.

You doing okay over there, darlin? Anybody giving you any trouble over that stupid fake video?

I have a lot of talents. Hard to pick just one.

My tongue is double-jointed. Does that work?

Um... I guess my memory? I don't know if it counts as a talent or skill since I've always been good at remembering things, but there's not much else impressive about me so there it is.

Okay, so far things are leaning only slightly in the direction of doing this ourselves. There's still some discussion and a handful of people that haven't made their opinion known either way.

Does anyone want to present an argument in either direction? Or should we take an official vote now?

Right, so, I've been doing what I can to collect the snakes and mice and froggies and rats? But there's like no chance I can save them all. There's not even anywhere to put all of them! If you have somewhere to keep an animal safe, I think it'd be cool if you did it, and I'll totally take care of them and check on them and stuff until it's warm enough to let them go, or they just sort of get taken out, I guess? This is way out of my league though. I've already got like eight mice in this terrarium, and a couple little froggies in some vases and pitchers. Sorry if you're looking for vases and pitchers.

{Private to Erran.}

Does this mean I have to have a fake martini waiting and make really bonkers-ass casseroles with tater tots in them? Or ambrosia salad? (what even is ambrosia salad) Also, typing with these nails is a whole new world of experience, but thanks for the boulder-sized diamond ring and the baby. I named it Julie.

{Private to Marisa.}

WELL THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE AWKWARD AT ALL

Who the hell

All of the accessible rooms on the second floor have been purposefully flooded. Report any extensive damage, leaking or issues with drainage here. If any rooms that are not on the second floor were also targeted please let me know.


[Private to Owen, Kate, Erran and Cecilia]
Can we get a count of who wasn't at the meeting today?


[Private to Edwin]
Doing any better?

[posted during this]

Everyone might want to check vacant rooms on their floors as soon as possible. Both empty rooms here on 3 are locked and pretty chilly/drafty. The windows are either damaged or open as best Kiley and I can tell. Helpful suggestions are welcome. I'm not opposed to taking doors off the hinges to fix whatever's wrong, but that seems like a matter best floated by other housemates first...

[edited at 8:53 a.m.]
Kiley got us into the rooms, but there's enough snow up here to warrant a snowblower or a small plow. I'm going to look for shovels in what we moved from the shed. More hands make less work, so head up to 3 if you want to help.

If I've learned anything from the movies it's that I'm either about to become some rich eastern European's sex slave or some rich eastern European's torture doll and I would like to make it clear that I do not consent to either of those things and I want to go home.